Aakash @ACfrostbite

Joined August 2009

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Nhi @nhisandtoes

7 years ago

Tropical Storm Gordon... I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda

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Jane Levy @jcolburnlevy

7 years ago

do you think showing up 20 min early to someones house is same rude as 20 min late

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

Sinbad’s name is a summary of the Bible.

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7 years ago

Me: like how they think vaccines cause autism. Coworker: They do cause autism, though. *he and I go back a forth for a while* Me: so you don’t vaccinate your daughter? Coworker: Oh, no I do. ...😶

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The FedEx people will know they’re delivering a weight set and that’s the same as seeing an Instagram post about it as far as I’m concerned. I hope they enjoy the temporary gains from dropping it off at the door. Feel free to take a selfie with the box, guys. 👍🏽 💪🏽

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

Is it just me or is pinching a baby’s cheeks up there with petting an animal?

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

Family fued, entire galaxy’s problem.

The Academy @TheAcademy

7 years ago

Family fued, entire galaxy’s problem.

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Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_

7 years ago

Idiots. The first thing you 3D print is more 3D printers.

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

They make the husbands on these house buying shows look like complete dumbasses. #propertybrothers

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7 years ago

What all those rock and rollers don’t tell you about having long hair is that when you’re not head-banging, it just gets everywhere and you’ll be eating it most of the time.

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Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO

7 years ago

me, at a club: do you take requests? DJ: yeah what’s up me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

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7 years ago

Me and that actor Banister Crumblebench were born on the same day.

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7 years ago

Those are the world’s tears. #WorldCup2018

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ᴊᴀʏɴᴇᴇʟ ʀᴀᴍᴊᴇᴇ @jramjee

7 years ago

The fully clothed streakers will be executed after the match. #WorldCupFinal

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

Lmao. That extended replay to distract from the clowns that ran on the field. #CRO

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7 years ago

It would suck to have the last name Bic in Croatia. In all seriousness though, go Croatia! 🇭🇷

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Aakash @ACfrostbite

7 years ago

“Honey, let’s check Sears for a fridge.” I wonder how Sears is doing I haven’t been there in forever. Never mind.

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7 years ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaand they picked the garbage house with no garage because of course they did. Let’s hope the next episode is less infuriating. #puttingonjudgypants