AFPV @AFPV

Human scum. Englishx. Single-spacer after periods as God intended. C-SPAN addict. Law and SCOTUS nerd. Semper Twitter, numquam X. Joined August 2009

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AFPV @AFPV

a month ago

I wanted to listen to the OAs in V.O.S. Selections v. Trump available on the website of the CAFC, but the recording system was clearly put together by the cafeteria staff and the audio is crappy beyond belief with some judges whisper quiet. Fix it, please. #appelatetwitter

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2 months ago

Attention women! Men are repelled by the following: * Nose rings, especially those through the septum * Bloated fake lips * Giant protruding fake black eyelashes * Artificially inflated buttocks * Ludicrously long fingernails Don't be seen with any of these.

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4 months ago

Can someone please write and release a browser plugin that itemizes #Trump's cretinous tariff costs as a separate price component on product detail pages of #Amazon's catalog. I would contribute to such an effort. #tariffs

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6 months ago

I enjoyed "Long Bright River" on @peacock. Eight, one-hour episodes, but if you ff through the love, relationship, and parenting bollocks, they go quite quickly. @LizMooreBooks

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6 months ago

Somebody should ask Marco Rubio what it was like being Secretary of State for a few days in early 2025. How the fat orange fuck is humiliating him. @SecRubio #Rubio #Trump

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6 months ago

Just blocked Elon Mush. The Twitter algorithm that showed me every one of his demented pseudo-thoughts just got too annoying, the blatherings of a not very bright child who's sneaked something from his parents' drinks cabinet.

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6 months ago

How soon before #Trump invites ICC fugitive #Putin to the US for a state visit? I give it a week.

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6 months ago

If only winners would go straight to the stage when their names are called instead of first engaging in lovefests with their colleagues, they could knock 30 minutes off the Oscars.

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6 months ago

Wow, Adrien Brody is a major asshole.

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7 months ago

#Trump, Feb. 26, 2016: “I joked recently about, ‘can you imagine #Putin sitting there waiting for a meeting and #Rubio walks in and he’s totally drenched.' I don’t know what it is, but I’ve never seen a human being sweat like this man sweats.”

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7 months ago

I don't think I've seen anything for a long time quite as segregated as Kendrick Lamar's dance group.

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7 months ago

Watching episodes of the original television series "Hawaii Five-O" as a callow youth in England, I was always amused by the opening credit, "Kam Fong as Chin Ho." I never saw it without thinking in my immature and no doubt racist way, why bother? @HawaiiFive0CBS @H50_Writers

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8 months ago

Do IT executives still pay attention to @Gartner_inc? What a racket they run: civilinquiry.jud.ct.gov/DocumentInquir…. From 2015, but still highly instructive.

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8 months ago

Is the useless sack of shit Lt. Col. Christopher Schilling still employed by the DOD, and if so, why? This story is disgraceful: nypost.com/2022/12/08/lt-…. Imagine an army officer not having the faintest fucking clue about the First Amendment. and bullying someone who exercises it.

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9 months ago

This catalog of the incompetence and cruelty of @CruiseNorwegian regarding their passengers is horrifying. curbed.com/article/norweg…

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10 months ago

My new business idea: providing elocution lessons to those handicapped by a Scottish accent so that people will be able to understand them and they'll be able to date and breed and lead normal lives like other English speakers. #Scotland #Caledonia #Alba #disabilities

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11 months ago

Imagine what an advantage it is in the marketplace to have your customers self-select by #intelligence: the lower their #IQ, the more likely you are to get their money. Rich pickings with tens of millions of #Trump voters around. Nice job @CA_Psychics!