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dogs are so real for that
I’ve never smoked nicotine in my life. But I’ve never wanted to do it more then today
I’ve never smoked nicotine in my life. But I’ve never wanted to do it more then today
I now understand why all chefs smoke
The only mistake I made was trusting that 3 25-45 year olds could follow simple instructions
The only mistake I made was trusting that 3 25-45 year olds could follow simple instructions
So yeah no it’s somehow my fault that when I said take these TWO trays the other ones are for later. They took all of the trays and now there’s none for later. So I’m down 10 doz pastry’s 10 minutes before they are due out.
So yeah no it’s somehow my fault that when I said take these TWO trays the other ones are for later. They took all of the trays and now there’s none for later. So I’m down 10 doz pastry’s 10 minutes before they are due out.
Apparently I’m supposed to treat all of the people at my work like they are 5 because apparently to them 2 is actually 4 and 120 is actually 240 and this isn’t for you means take everything because no one else needs it.
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Theoretically. If two Tylenol last 6 hours then 8 will last 24. And 16 will last 48. I could be pain free for two whole days without taking more medication.
My rizz talking to people I’m attracted 👎🏻 my rizz talking to people I detest 👍🏻
I want nothing more then to have enough money to go to all of the schools I want to go to and start my business.
I haven’t slept in two days and I’ve been cleaning non stop for two days. I’m exhausted and I don’t want to be at work
I’d like to take the inventor of bagels and kiss them (consensually) right on the lips.
Netflix and chill? No. Panic attack and lobotomy.
current mood: lay in bed and sleep all day.
Whenever a straight guy says he’s into girls who don’t wear make up, first thing that comes to my mind is “no, you’re into girls who would be considered conventionally pretty even without make up”
Taurus ares Gemini pices
Megan Elmers @MeganqsElmers
34 Followers 1K Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😇 Ready for private meetings Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/mEGUVKEghP
Joanna Boolman @JoannatpBoolman
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Ursula; Sea Witch @beganmednarz
229 Followers 676 Following recovering evangelical. human advocate. she/her.
David @the_wait4
111 Followers 389 Following Average Morbius Enjoyer, he/him. not that anyone bothers to read profiles
Falcom Writers @FalcomWriters
466 Followers 4K Following I aim at helping you achieve your academic endeavour by dedicating your assignments, essays and online classes to the best attention they deserve. Dm is open.
kait 🪲🌿🦷 @kaiterinski
353 Followers 1K Following they/she ; taken by @eldritch_whore_ ; sapphic ; death positive ; maker of things ; bugs & teeth ; blm ; acab ;
Luke Johnson @j_luke_johnson
130 Followers 137 Following Husband | follower of Jesus | on staff with Oregon State NCM. I like good music, good movies, and good food. I have good dogs.
Brad Burt @BeeSquared76
743 Followers 3K Following Reporter w/ Lubbock @NPR, @TTUPublicMedia. Formerly @KCBD11 Digital - epileptic news junkie. Will write for coffee.
David @the_wait4
111 Followers 389 Following Average Morbius Enjoyer, he/him. not that anyone bothers to read profiles
Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic
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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
1.2M Followers 2K Following ✨an elite employee✨🗓️ Booking : @pegmgmt 🛍️ @trixiecosmetics
MasterChef @MASTERCHEFonFOX
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kait 🪲🌿🦷 @kaiterinski
353 Followers 1K Following they/she ; taken by @eldritch_whore_ ; sapphic ; death positive ; maker of things ; bugs & teeth ; blm ; acab ;
Luke Johnson @j_luke_johnson
130 Followers 137 Following Husband | follower of Jesus | on staff with Oregon State NCM. I like good music, good movies, and good food. I have good dogs.
Bart @WizardxBart
113 Followers 265 Following Mediocre Magic player extraordinaire, He/them, Queer. Modern = Love (we’re on a break) CEDH = Side piece. Looking for spell table pick up games
University of North T.. @UNTsocial
36K Followers 4K Following Official account of The University of North Texas - Posting about the #UNT community and culture. Welcome aboard #UNT27!
UNT News @UNTnews
41K Followers 1K Following Official news source for the University of North Texas. Need help finding an expert or story ideas? Contact us: [email protected] or 940-565-2108.
Gottmik @gottmik
182K Followers 375 Following
Drew Afualo @DrewAfualo
380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
Andrew @Parmy_John
8 Followers 30 Following
Raicodoll @Raicodoll
449 Followers 378 Following Sam G. 💜 Artist | She/Her | Dumb Shit | Events | Animals | Comics 🦇 Sandmantwt acct @ohpersephone13
Brad Burt @BeeSquared76
743 Followers 3K Following Reporter w/ Lubbock @NPR, @TTUPublicMedia. Formerly @KCBD11 Digital - epileptic news junkie. Will write for coffee.
Food Network @FoodNetwork
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International Space S.. @Space_Station
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VK ASTROLOGY @DCnumerology
135K Followers 998 Following Top 10 Astrologist worldwide | 32° Freemason |Relative of Princess Kelly | Seen on @Newsweek | $TSLA investor. |DM Manager @DaleJustDale for all business. ✡️
NASA Earth @NASAEarth
3.7M Followers 99 Following NASA’s favorite (habitable) planet. 🌎💚 Studying Earth from ground to orbit. Verification: https://t.co/86cw0iJQEy
Food Porn @FoodPornPhotos
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MyRecipes @My_Recipes
413K Followers 469 Following The internet's largest collection of professionally tested recipes, reliable kitchen tips, and cooking advice.
Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes
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108.0M Followers 969 Following
You can’t tell me Trixie Mattel/Katya weren’t the first Barbie/Oppenheimer
Not really, truthfully, I want to find my people. It’s proven tricky but only in the sense that apparently, I have high standards.
I suppose it’s off putting to be the advice guy, but whatever, I want more for myself and my family and also you. If you want that too I’m more than happy to help.
“Why do so many pedestrians get run over in Lubbock?” Have you tried walking here? The city is devoid of contiguous sidewalks.
The less and less I say, the more and more content I am. This is a strange chapter in my life that I wish I could have had sooner.
Lowkey, my main goal is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody.
Not in like a, you need nice things, or have a degree, but literally in the sense of being compassionate, having high morale fiber in the sense of doing right by others and most of all self improvement.
I’m not here to gate keep positive habits and resources to be a better version of yourself. I’m just trying to find happiness and want to help others get there too. Thank for coming to my TED talk. If this resonates with you. Follow me and come be a responsible goblin.
As always my psychopath cat loves watching fireworks
When i can afford health insurance it’s over for you hoes.
dogs are so real for that
dogs aren’t actually afraid of fireworks, they just really hate america
I was just informed that I am not, in fact, slaying the house down boots😔
It’s me. I’m the girls.
the girls are going to start adding vodka to these and it’s going to be a Big Problem…
I feel like I’m never doing the right thing. Like no matter where I put my efforts in art, home, parenting, socials, personal, it’s never what needs to be done to sustain or grow. Like there’s always this mysterious “something else” i could be doing.
My eyes roll into oblivion every time I see a thin person with one odd feature talk about “i never see my body type represented on social media”
Or Elizabeth🥴
middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
And the shadows fall behind you☀️
I neeeeeeds this for my poetry book collection😭
seeing my book for the first time :,)
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