Absurdable.com @Absurdables
Absurdable is a parody comedy blog online the web funny blog the internets satire comedy web funny absurdable.com Joined December 2014-
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Announcement: All media members must swear allegiance to Snoopy before entering press room. No reporters allowed in without doggy 🐶 jammies
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ShowPup's Short Film Festival is launching this fall. EARLY BIRD submissions are now open. filmfreeway.com/festival/ShowP… #chicagofilm #shortfilm
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Some scary halloween bits from our friends #comedy #nbatipoff youtu.be/CUIgP0t2huI
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