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Adam @AdamDotNet

Home school dropout. Pragmatist. Aspiring Singer Songwriter. Calgary, Alberta Joined February 2009
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Adam @AdamDotNet

a year ago

Was searching for videos of Doc McStuffins, and learned there’s a G rated kids show with the same name.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

a year ago

This is a country song I wrote about murder called “Missing You”.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

a year ago

I’m a Canadian songwriter and this my song “40 Below”.

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6 years ago

So no comedians diagnosed yet? Maybe we are the chosen people.

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6 years ago

Agoraphobic Doomsday Preppers must just be loving this right now.

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Anytown, USA @AnytownPodcast

6 years ago

@AdamDotNet Too real, man. Too real.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

If I have to say “wow, that’s crazy” twice, please wrap up your story or blow my brains out.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

At this point, Amazon could just start sending me shit and charging my account and I wouldn’t even catch on.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

If someone refuses to believe in gosh, do they go to heck when they die?

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Does anyone know who controls the conveyor belts at grocery store checkouts? Is it the cashier? Is it random? Is it the moons gravitational pull?

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Seeing that @marknorm is on JRE again, was the queef in the face I needed today.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

I don’t think I’ll ever be close friends with a dude who regularly posts selfies. Not even on principle either.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

I accidentally bought antiperspirant instead of deodorant, and now my hands are sweating like I’m about rap battle.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Have you ever played a song really loud to make sure a certain person heard it. The music built you up and made you feel cool and confident. But you were so over the top, and they couldn’t hear the music, and also questioned whether you were having a seizure. I have.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Some times I wanna just get on here and vent my whole existence, y’know. I could rant about things! How bout this: toothbrush marketing! Enough already, you perfected it in ’06. I don't care about how many cross action bristles you have. 3 is fine! 5 is comfortable.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Be sure to catch more Mat on this year’s EHAP Hellaween special. But first listen to this!

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6 years ago

Be sure to catch more Mat on this year’s EHAP Hellaween special. But first listen to this!

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6 years ago

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

If you get mad at Halloween costumes, I’m comfortable remaining strangers.

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Adam @AdamDotNet

6 years ago

Interview to write for Peanuts: Head Writer: So tell me, are you funny? Interviewee: Not really... Head Writer: you’ve wowed me. You start Monday.

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