Alain Le Button @AlainLeButton
Just as you are about to laugh, I say something so profound, that your life will never be the same again I live in your synapses Joined March 2014-
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Desire depends on proximity - We only want what is within reach ... Too far away, desire melts to a wish - close enough to touch, it's ours
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We normally say 'I'm fine' when we are unwell and 'I feel awful' when we are actually in recovery - This is a versa that is a vice
A sure fire way of near instant destruction of civilisation is for us all to be telepathic
I'm all for Comic Relief but I simply can't stand people who insist on it when things are serious ... Like that William Shakespeare
Have something to look forward to is a driver in life - I will become quite excited next week when my Google Adsense account is credited
It crossed my mind that I may be wrong - It was fleeting and ephemeral - but it definitely happened once
Some people have accused me of... Showing Off - or - E whakaatu ana atu as they say in Maori
Being profane highlights a lack of vocabulary - So I only swear when I'm really pissed off
When I accuse people of random things they respond with - "That has never even entered my head" ... Precisely
I feel so humbled at times... I never want to be - Usually it's because others are envious of the way I think and have to drag me down
When people say they have no idea it usually means... Why should I start thinking for you - Can't you see that I am busy thinking about me ?
When I have the power to choose the psychiatrist I think might serve me best I should be assigned a psychiatrist
The temptation to live a double life would be tempered if only we realised how many false identities we present to the world
Contrary to popular belief I don't actually believe I am popular
Fibonacci must have been really upset when he got that broken Spirograph for christmas
Morality is so polarising - it's importance diminishes when it is forced upon you - yet becomes the news when you have a chance to preach it
Which ever way you look at it - life is always somewhat more pleasant when you are spending someone else's money - without them being aware
We struggle with the balance between family and friends sometimes ... Maybe if we were all a little more selfish problems might disappear ..
Many a time I have pondered existence and spacetime etc ... but it's all just one long scratch of the bollocks really ...
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