Eric Idle @EricIdle
No Homework. No Podcasts. No Xing. Twitter on. ericidle.com North America Joined October 2012-
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Bless you all for your kindness. I’m Heading in. Starving already!
That’s what he told me when I asked him Peter’s question.
That’s what he told me when I asked him Peter’s question.
A great read. A great comedian. #MartyFeldman
That’s a Peter Cook line. I quote it in my Sortabiography.
That’s a Peter Cook line. I quote it in my Sortabiography.
In the wee hours of the morning, while Joe Biden was likely sleeping soundly in the White House, a drug-addled septuagenarian heap of Diet Coke, hamberder grease, spray tan and sociopathy sat alone in his gilded golf motel rage-posting on his failing social media app about a…
400 million years at the speed of light. !
@EricIdle Have you got irritable vowel syndrome?
Tomorrow I am scheduled for anESOPHAGOGASTRODUODENOSCOPY Apparently it teaches you to speak Welsh.
Large turnout at the Pier. Beautiful day. 4,800 signed up. They already went over a million dollars. First time ever. Brilliant work and thanks to the organizers.
Sounds like a Vide Grenier
Heading to Purple Stride event on the pier at Santa Monica . Thanks to everyone supporting Pan Can . Your work makes a difference.
Happy 60th birthday to this legend and inspiration! @HankAzaria @TheSimpsons
NASA has recently regained communication with Voyager 1, the most distant human-made object located 15.1 billion miles away. The Voyager probes, launched in 1977, continue to surpass their expected lifespans, venturing into the unknown realms of interstellar space.
By the grail of hilarity! Our Lady, Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer, has been nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Outstanding Actress in a Musical.
We're looking on the bright side of life because we have just been nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Outstanding Revival of a Musical.
@JohnCleese @EricIdle @MichealPalin I had to wait for the VHS tape
@JohnCleese @EricIdle @MichealPalin I had to wait for the VHS tape
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251 Followers 190 Following@EricIdle Hope you are okay. You won't remember a thing after the IV.
@EricIdle My 8% Welsh thinks that is hilarious 😂 (the rest of me agrees!)
@EricIdle Oh my, a "Throatwobbler Mangrove" for real! Best of luck to you!
@EricIdle Gastroscopy in English. They make it look more complicated in the US so they can stiff you for more cash. Good luck getting to gastro without going through eso. Mine found celiac disease, three ulcers and helicobacter. Hope yours is clearer!
@EricIdle Had one last week. Was anaesthetised, so a lovely midday nap, and all was well. Enjoy.
@EricIdle If it's a camera up the arse you have my empathy. If it's a camera down the throat that'll be sympathy..
@EricIdle I’ve had 3 recently. They are quite amusing. You get a nice ginger ale after
@EricIdle Apparently they use the same cameras for colonoscopy - make sure they wipe it first. And good luck.
@EricIdle A day too late for #PratchettDay, but always loved this quote. #GNUTerryPratchett
@EricIdle They are scoping you from the mouth downwards which is better than the other way round. I hope it goes well.
@daveainsworth63 I never connected, until quite recently, the Marty Feldman of the zany television shows that he did, with those wonderful BBC Radio programmes that he wrote with Barry Took such as 'Round the Horne'. Favourite moment: Remember your clean underwear/bus sketch.
A great read. A great comedian. #MartyFeldman
@EricIdle With a timespan like that, this galaxy could have been destroyed before the dinosaurs went extinct and the human species might not even exist long enough to ever find out.
@EricIdle As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light you know. That's 12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
50 trips around the sun today. Kids took me out to dinner last night, invited all my friends. Wife brings me coffee/newspaper in bed. Perfect day!!
Let’s be clear. The monsters are everywhere now in the GOP. From Trump the rapist, to gravel pit governors like Noem, to ghouls in statehouses with their total abortion bans, to the literal Nazis marching in West Virginia today. We must fight to keep the monsters out.
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Sometimes it's better to address the truth through fiction.
@rebecca_ryder21 Those tweets could be a really good hook for a novel. I'm holding out for the long story currently.
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