Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle
wellington paranormal, taskmaster nz, the cheap seats, hybpa and other things too! linktr.ee/meladoodle Melbourne, Victoria Joined March 2009-
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Just met a dog called “bagel”, it’s really cured my seasonal depression.
Someone came up to me like “I know you from somewhere! You’re in the silver ferns, right?”. Life made.
The best way to win an online argument is to say something so confusing that it baits them into asking what you mean. Then just never reply. Keep em up at night.
My swipe card still works! See you tonight ❤️
Sending invoices is so embarrassing. They’re like “Oh you want your money? Beg.”
My followers asking me “when are you coming to do a show in nz” like I haven’t been posting about my nz comedy festival run every 5 minutes
My favourite thing is seeing people be like “this has GOT to be parody” on something that is yes, very clearly parody.
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
There is a dog that is frequently tied up at the shops near me that I have nicknamed “jumpscare dog”. The chillest guy ever until you get within 1 meter as you pass. Gets me every time. It’s like watching that video of the car going down the hill. I KNOW WHAT’S COMING.
I sent a very mature but stern message to a man who wronged me and he told me to be more “gentle” I am DONE. Sorry I should’ve written it on a cloud and delivered it with a kiss. I should’ve paid for someone to deliver it via cameo. A little gentle delicate woman. A tiny baby.
Just vented to a friend on Facebook for 30 minutes before realising it was his birthday. Truly mortifying.
I just completed a task despite having a very runny nose and a sore head. I am brave I am beautiful I am smart.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Doppelginger 2024 UK tour is done. Big thank you to everyone who came. Sold thousands of tickets which blows my mind. Very proud to be the only UK comedy tour just now which had a BSL interpreter at every show. Had to pay it out my own profits but it's hugely important to me.
The baby foxes in my garden are up to all sorts but they’re really resistant to being photographed, either not knowing or caring about the numbers I’d get on here if they would perch on their hind legs in a neat line. Negotiations continue.
breaks every college scoring record possible men: i should fix her
The amount of work it takes to be consistent through her mechanical flaw is really impressive. If you were advising her, would you fix it in the offseason? @HoopConsultants
goddamn it i fucked it up
Exciting to see that ‘Jet Lag: The Game’ will be back soon, and will be in Australia. That reminds me, it’s been years since No Such Thing As A Fish did a tour Down Under… 🤔
May 15.... Jet Lag: AU$TRALIA (ooooo whoooa i wonder why the dollar sign in there hmmmm wow interesting mmmmm)
People keep saying we rushed into this but we don’t care what people say 💍
waiiiiit you’re telling me the people protesting genocide would not like to be subject to the conditions of genocide ?
I get a strange inkling that all these Columbia and UCLA students running around yelling “Free Palestine” would not be jumping at the opportunity to do a semester abroad in Gaza.
Nothing makes me more furious watching all the talented funny fresh smart comedy people I know battling to make a living and career while established rich men who got to build lifetime careers with much less competition in a healthy market STILL FUCKING COMPLAIN!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
@meladoodle Loved your show in Auckland last year.
Tomorrow I am scheduled for anESOPHAGOGASTRODUODENOSCOPY Apparently it teaches you to speak Welsh.
I think this is one of my favorite edits that I've made
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
This morning vs 5 minutes ago. Just goes to show you how quick things can turn around.
sexuality is fluid. this is something you intimately understand when you sleep with a guy and the next day he tells you "this has really confirmed for me that I am straight"
americans online love to describe themselves as an expert on something which might well be true but socially in australia would be roughly on par with getting caught jacking off in a zoom meeting. unthinkable
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