Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, Currently on Tour as "Buddy Cole" in KING! newscottlandland.com Toronto, Ontario Joined March 2009-
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You’re pronouncing New Orleans correctly but you’re saying the venue wrong. It’s pronounced Big Cooch.
You’re pronouncing New Orleans correctly but you’re saying the venue wrong. It’s pronounced Big Cooch.
Thank you so much. And for those of you so inclined it’s also available as an audio book at audible.ca read to you by Buddy himself. 9 hrs of the funniest pillow talk in the biz. That’s 39 hrs less than the Barbra Streisand memoir. Sometimes less is more.
Thank you so much. And for those of you so inclined it’s also available as an audio book at audible.ca read to you by Buddy himself. 9 hrs of the funniest pillow talk in the biz. That’s 39 hrs less than the Barbra Streisand memoir. Sometimes less is more.
Always a pleasure talking to this hilarious twosome.
Always a pleasure talking to this hilarious twosome.
Since everyone’s loving on @ConanOBrien these days, we thought we’d share one of our favorite memories of being on the show. youtu.be/JawBqCbTuNQ?si…
The hilarious SCTV classic “Half Wits”. Rest In Peace, Joe Flaherty. youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw?si… via @YouTube
One of the greatest bits of on SCTV is 5 Neat Guys. A take on the 1950's era vocal groups. The brilliance here is usually unnoticed. Keep your eye on Joe Flaherty, he is playing a functioning alcoholic. 😂
If your first conscious memories of comedy on TV are SCTV and you can recite almost every sketch of every episode like me, your heart is feeling very heavy today. Good night Floyd Robertson, Sammy Maudlin, Count Floyd and Guy Caballero. #RIPJoeFlaherty
Impossible to pick favorites but let’s just go with this one being my favorite “long-form movie parody” sketch from SCTV. Love every moment of it.
Now Count Floyd will finally be able to watch all those very scary films on Monster Chiller Horror Theatre he never had the time for when he was busy running the funniest network of all time,SCTV, as Guy Cabalerro. Thanks for the laughs Joe Flaherty. I want to bear your children.
💐 The flowers are in bloom and we’re having a SPRING CLEANING SALE! 🌸 20% off ALL APPAREL on our US store, April 2 - April 8!!! 🇺🇸US, visit shop.forwardmerch.com/collections/ki…
I kid because I love. Not the grilled cheese. The Rivoli. Come on! Cheese Lobster and Caramel? That’s us in the bottom right hand pic.
I kid because I love. Not the grilled cheese. The Rivoli. Come on! Cheese Lobster and Caramel? That’s us in the bottom right hand pic.
In the spirit of Easter here’s a picture of my dad devouring a French Cruller with an Apple Fritter on deck.
In this edition of Candid Campfire presented by @AirCanada, we celebrate Kids in the Hall, comedic treasures and 2008 Canada’s Walk of Fame Inductees. They’re sifting through their vault to spotlight their most off-the-wall sketches. 😆 #CanadaThrives #KidsInTheHall #CWOF25th
@EgayleCom @donaghy_jacquie @KITHOnline @DaveSFoley @kevinthekith @Mark_DMcKinney @BrucioMcCulloch @ScottThompson_ All the old episodes are streaming for free on PlutoTV! Reboot on Amazon Prime Video ❤️🐔
Scott Thompson does his second of two shows tonight at @TOsketchfest as Buddy Cole in "King", performing all the material Amazon Prime censored from the "Kids in the Hall" revival. Thompson spoke with NEXT about the show, and his experience with Amazon. nextmag.ca/scott-thompson…
📍 TORONTO! Buddy Cole will be performing KING at @TOsketchfest! Two nights only! 🍸March 7&8 | 8:00pm 🎟️HERE> bit.ly/3SW0V4Y
Did you miss @ScottThompson_ on @zoomerradio's Morning Zoom with Sam & Jane today, chatting about his 2-night run of KING at #TOsketchfest on March 7-8? 📻 Tune in FRIDAY, March 1 at 7:20am to hear the interview! Then get your tickets HERE ➡️ torontosketchfest.com/2024/02/13/sco…
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