Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
Canadian 🇨🇦| Comedian | @SiriusXM Top Comic Winner | @TimeoutLA Comic To Watch| seen on @justforlaughs | Listen to @itwywpodcast linktr.ee/themattobrien Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2009-
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I reviewed a wine I found at the dollar store
me walking around LA during the Netflix is a Joke festival all week: “BOY I HOPE NO ONE BABY REINDEERS ME OH IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME IF SOMEONE WANTED TO OBSESS ABOUT LITTLE OL’ME”
tickets are selling fast for our @NetflixIsAJoke fest show this WEDNESDAY get em while ya can netflixisajokefest.com/shows/made-in-…
will Protein Joe be at my @NetflixIsAJoke Fest show May 8th at UCB? You’ll have to come to find out! netflixisajokefest.com/shows/made-in-…
is it normal for the Costco cashier to fire a loaded pistol at your feet and yell at you to “dance”
My @donttellcomedy set is up today. The wife says it's great and she typically avoids my act like the plague. Enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=XaNW1N…
“we could be in and out of the main safe in 3 minutes without raising any alarms. it’s the perfect plan”
Costco should have an aisle where you can take your shirt off and howl like a wolf
our dog is excited for our @NetflixIsAJoke fest show May 8th at UCB Franklin netflixisajokefest.com/shows/made-in-…
“because of woke culture we can’t say the things we want to say….anyway come see my new movie about breakfast”
this week the @NetflixIsAJoke Fest is starting up and our all Canadian Showcase is on MAY 8TH buy tickets while you still can- who knows maybe a special Canadian drop in will happen!? netflixisajokefest.com/shows/made-in-…
did a fancy gig at the soho house in Beverly Hills last night. I pulled up to the valet and said “I’m one of the comedians” then he looked at my 2014 Prius c with a Costco hot dog bumper sticker and said “I know”
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
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Yes, my toddler did hear some of the roast jokes ahead of time but I was also pregnant with him for the entirety of writing season 2 of @PAUSEwithSamJay. Congrats to @NikkiGlaser, @SamJayComic and @sarahtiana for being the GOATS of the Goat Roast!
Season 4 is shooting right now! I’m literally on set! It’s happening!
🎬✨ Exciting news! ✨🎬 More #ChildrenRuinEverything is headed your way! 🎉 Production kicked off today on awesome new episodes with our favourite TV family! Stay tuned! 💛
@matt_obrien Sounds delicious! Thanks for the recommendation 🚴 🍷
Y’all ain’t ready for my blistering diss track about beloved writer and historian Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Another track?! This is exhausting. No wonder they used to actually kill each other.
I was sitting in the front row of the audience, and saw that Heide’s body hadn’t recovered from spaceflight yet. Her crew mates were seated behind her, so they couldn’t tell. Glad I got there before she fell.
Astronaut faints after coming back from space
Earlier this year I posted that I was disappointed that I wasn’t invited to be part of The Netflix is a Joke Festival, and someone from the festival reached out to me and invited me to do a set! Here are the details: netflixisajokefest.com/artists/wendy-…
Me: “I turn 40 this year” Heckler: “Why does it matter?!” Me: “It matters because I’m telling a joke about it” Heckler: 😶 Idk what future audience member needs to hear this but you’re not helping.
@matt_obrien Haha, this made me think of a picnicface video in which someone gets deer-shanked. 😂
me when the postmates order arrives
I’m sorry if I’m not interested in current Rap Beef or random Male Gossip… I’m a HUSTLER. I’m only focused on the Bag 💰.
For the last time I am NOT having a rap beef with Dave Foley! "The Daves' I know" is NOT a diss track...
You’re not really a stand up comedian until you’ve openly wept on a plane.
Well I’m not doing anything without my coffee
What would you do if an elephant showed up at your back door?