Michael A. Balazo @mbalazo
Some jokes, puns and brainteasers. Co-host of @evilmenpod. Get my new album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: https://t.co/KYlXivZhsU CN Tower Joined January 2011-
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Holy Christ the next preview of my standup show for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is May 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto. With special guests Jackie Pirico and Ben Sosa-Wright! Tickets: tinyurl.com/yck9zwyp
Israel moving into Rafah, where ONE MILLION Palestinians are seeking safety, is abhorrent — and a policy failure of the highest order. It’s heartbreaking that our tax dollars are going towards inflicting harm on Palestinians, while Americans continue to suffer. Heartbreaking.
Today was another day of working hard as my alter-ego T. Bernie Diamond for @wrestlejunction. This photo makes me look like an old lead singer of an 80s New Wave band waiting for the bridge to start of our only #1 single.
12 minutes of joy. 41 years ago today The Style Council & their first session on Radio 1. youtu.be/7nKcQWCMFRQ Maida Vale 4 BBC studios, 4 songs .. Mick’s Up, Here’s One That Got Away, Headstart For Happiness & The Paris Match. Enjoy #thestylecouncil
It’s Sunday, and you know what that means: new Simpsons episode!!!
The Lovely Eggs- Nothing/Everything youtu.be/0JtZYDl1Fl0?si…
We still haven't figured out who this guy was
Every man dies; not every man lives
Give yourself a 3:23 gift today. Shut out the world, shut off your mind, and focus intensely on the ethereal beauty of “Buckets of Rain” by Bob Dylan. youtu.be/jGsOmKZXDvo?si…
Trying to request “Sledgehammer” when I’m drunk 🥴 Von ShitzinPantz stunk 💩 Testing the Cybertruck’s trunk 🍌 Ant and MJ dunk 🏀 All of this and much more in our weekly roundup of the funniest tweets 🤧 exclaim.ca/comedy/article…
It is my passion to smear sunscreen all over my face and then take the subway for 40 minutes.
show news: Announcing Kreative Kontrol 's SubscrHybrid Plan! listen here: vk: vishkhanna.com/2024/05/03/ann… 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/ann… Patreon: patreon.com/kreativekontro…
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7th May 1983. BROCKWELL PARK, LONDON. #thestylecouncil
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Streaming update: After being not available for a few years Pee-Wee's Playhouse is back to streaming, now available free with ads on Tubi.
macklemore in 2012 "i love charity shops", macklemore now:
Macklemore’s new single “Hind’s Hall”:
The assault on Rafah is another utterly despicable war crime. As bombs rain down on a trapped and terrified population, we implore our government to find an ounce of humanity and end its complicity in this senseless massacre. Wake up. This is not war. This is genocide.
There’s a legendary dressage stallion called Sandro Hit who has sired HUNDREDS of top dressage horses over the last few decades. His offspring have a bit of a reputation for belligerent temperaments. So in dressage circles he’s often called Sandro Shit. The most elegant sport.
Yes, it was the school he went to. I dont think he ever explained to the them what he was going to shoot.
We visit the town and college where Lindsay Anderson shot his revolutionary public school satire If.... to find how out how they look today. theb.fi/44pPJD4
Small Faces performing "All or Nothing" on Beat Club in 1966. Written by Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane. It reached #1 in the UK. The song was performed as a requiem at Marriott's 1991 funeral. Can be found on their anthology From the Beginning. youtube.com/watch?v=sa6rZj…
Today was another day of working hard as my alter-ego T. Bernie Diamond for @wrestlejunction. This photo makes me look like an old lead singer of an 80s New Wave band waiting for the bridge to start of our only #1 single.
12 minutes of joy. 41 years ago today The Style Council & their first session on Radio 1. youtu.be/7nKcQWCMFRQ Maida Vale 4 BBC studios, 4 songs .. Mick’s Up, Here’s One That Got Away, Headstart For Happiness & The Paris Match. Enjoy #thestylecouncil
I haven't photoshopped this photo my mum sent me of Ted, a dog at a yard where she works. This is him in all his glory.