Todd Glass @ToddGlass
The Principal from Ten Year Old Tom on HBO Max. Show dates on my website.👇🏻 toddglass.com Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009-
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Todd Glass: The Event of a Lifetime is a stand up comedy show that starts outside before the doors even open and doesn’t end until you’re home, eating cookies and drinking hot chocolate in bed. Hope to see you at UCB. Visit netflixisajokefest.com/artists/todd-g… for tickets!
On tour with @JimGaffigan having so much fun, here's me trying to entertain everybody on the tour bus
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Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Philadelphia here are the shows we have tickets left for hope to see you there
Bloomington, Indiana, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington, Bloomington Bloomington see you @comedyattic Dec 1st & 2nd
Come see me in Toronto at Comedy Bar East, July 21 & 22! comedybar.ca/shows/todd-gla…
Toronto! I’ll be in town for a couple shows on July 22nd! One at 7PM, the other at 9PM! See you there. 🎙️ comedybar.ca/shows/todd-gla…
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944K Followers 1K Following I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A@ToddGlass That old-timey song at the beginning was incredible. I thought it was just an old song until they started naming you. Kudos
@theSweBlizz @ToddGlass I refused to listen to The Final Curtain because I didn't want it to be over and now!
Here’s a joke about true love
@ToddGlass Does this mean another special on the way? Or you guys were just hanging out?
This is my Roman Empire… I have so many questions. 🤔 Are they friends? Does Harry go to shows? Is his fav joke also ‘the bird living in a shitty neighborhood’? #toddglass #harrystyles
@ToddGlass I'm taking the train from DC to see your Saturday show. I'm looking forward to it!
@ToddGlass I'd fan cast the Mom, but I believe she's "still dead." @PrestonSteve933
🏕️🍫 Remixed a classic from the comedic genius @ToddGlass! 😂 This was one of the first videos I made when I was learning to edit. Hopefully he sees this one day and appreciates it as much as I did the original. Check out the original instagram.com/thetoddglasssh…
@ToddGlass Aww, it must have been sick or something…
@ToddGlass hey todd been thinning about u miss ya man love ya keith
@ToddGlass Thank you 🙏 for all the years you made me feel good, forget something hurtful and deal with loss, not once have we met, but through the Podcast! Thank you! Love ❤️
@ToddGlass so sorry to hear of Treat's passing. He will be missed. And you'll have a harder time scoring a reservation.
@ToddGlass A grown up is just a dumb teenager that got old.
If you're in the area, go see Todd Glass at the date, time, and location he mentions!! You'll be glad you did.
Dear everybody that I was ever nice to (comedians, etc): I'm doing a show at @JoinTheDynasty April 22nd, and as you know it's hard to get people out in LA so I need as many retweets of the attached tweet as possible. I'll be staring at my phone for the next day. Love & kisses
@ToddGlass @NetflixIsAJoke @JoinTheDynasty You"re on the steps tonight.
@ToddGlass Don't attack Mother Theresa you asshole!
Big show coming up at @JoinTheDynasty in Los Angeles! Get tickets here: squadup.com/events/todd-gl…
@ToddGlass Also remember when you mistook me for @TVsJonDore a couple times? That was not ok.
@ToddGlass What’s even worse is that time you said you were going to be taping your special but it turned out you had already taped your special in the past and that there was not a new special being taped that night.