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calling things fuckin sick is my generation yet i still feel like i think i'm cool grampa when i do it
you're either the white dj who doesn't play enough hip hop or the white dj who's comfortable playing the n-word
i hope i'm not found mutilated somewhere cause i don't want my dentist to be like oh yeah it's him, see how he didn't floss enough it's in my records here
lolol if i'd been shipwrecked at 18 with my desert island disks i'd be looking at a sunset right now going "i got stopped by a lady cop in my automobiiiile"
The greeting card industry truly sees dads as dumb and empty. #FathersDay
This is a society, and there are rules. You can't put ice cream between two cookies and call it a "sandwich". It's ice cream, white or whole wheat, and mustard (yellow, not dijon).
Alex J Squire retweeted
🎶Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?🎶
"My kid is cool, he likes the bands I like" "Sounds like a loser"
whatever happens tonight i am comforted by the fact that i've never had faith in civilization
if you elect me prime of ontario i'll make more stores have tahiti treat and vernors
come on are you guys voting for me tomorrow or what
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