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Comedian, Writer, Wine Enthusiast, Photographer, Cinematographer, Director USA Joined October 2010

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5 years ago

chipotle workers will be like “alright what kind of rice, beans, meat, plans do you have for your future” before they even take out the tortilla

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5 years ago

Just went to the shop and a grown man discreetly pulled his mask over his nose when he saw me headed towards him. Have high hopes it was the large-type passive aggressive writing across my face and not because I smell or anything.

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5 years ago

Getting to see a dear friend of mine after along time. RIP buddy miss yah keep rocking on in Heaven.

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5 years ago

I hate the way capitalism with the aid of always on technology has programmed us to feel more anxiety about savoring that time off than just enjoying it.

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5 years ago

The Last Of Us Part II is quite literally a descent into Hell. It’s so wildly ambitious, brilliantly subversive and brutally dark that you just can’t help but admire the sheer craft behind it all. I fucking loved it.

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5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CAOvWmGFFAa/…

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5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CAN4CW3F5EU/…

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5 years ago

Got a tofu press and damn I wish I got one sooner. Game changer

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5 years ago

The year is 2022. The USA is up to COVID-37. 5 businesses remain open: Amazon, Walmart, UFC, Twitch, and WWE. Fights are streamed 24/7. Some athletes now enter the ring in iron lungs. The stock market has been replaced by a random number generator. It works just as well

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6 years ago

Porn isn't weird, but pushing your entire colon out of your asshole & having it played w/ while it farts is gross AF 🤮

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6 years ago

Me: *Dies* My Family: Heaven Gained Another Angel Today😇 Me: In Hell Watching Hitler Doing The Chicken Dance

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6 years ago

Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!

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6 years ago

The number one reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they've gotten

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6 years ago

I don’t think you guys get it when I say I fucking love you. I mean if I lost you, even one of you, Id fight like hell to get you back. If you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts PLEASE talk to somebody, talk to me, talk to a doctor. Just talk. I love you.

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6 years ago

When you’re broke & you feel lost, do 2 things immediately: 1. Give to someone poorer than you (yes, there is always someone worse off). This will turn the wheels of good fortune your way. 2. Don’t go to sleep till you try something new. Even if it’s just a tiny first step.