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If the devil is in the details then just give me the gist.
The vanity of the advertising industry is its own industry. #Cannes🦁
Oh god. No! What have I done? What have I become? Is there a buffet after this? Do I smell corned beef? vine.co/v/igHFKFWVDnO
It's not enough they get to the play the fame and fortune of movie making, we need to award them as well? For fuck sake, everyone! #Oscars
#MyFirstPopcornNugget would probably be #MyLastPopcornNugget. But that's just a guess.
Just ate Panda Express. Diarrhea Express might be more accurate.
Not a fan of people wearing a Santa hat like it's a regular old winter hat. Cheer down, dude.
There are four stalls. The first two are empty. WHY THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE?! #WTF?!
Hey woman next to me in the elevator, what perfume is that? Garde à droite?
What is it about a guy whistling in an elevator that makes me want to punch him in the throat? Oh, that's right. The whistling.
Can't fucking stand public whistlers. Blow it out your ass, fuckers!
I'm three deep in line and it's been 15 minutes. Seriously? Why #postoffice? Why you gotta be like this?!
Hey dude wearing skinny jeans, you're embarrassing EVERYONE. That's why we look away. #DudeSeriously
Stop posting inspirational pictures on Facebook! Just go live your fucking dream. Unless that dream is posting bullshit on Facebook.
I think that incredibly hot beef jerky with the warning is finally working its way round the bend. #lordhavemercy 😱
Land of the free? Land of the entitled. #WholeFoodsParking
If you think about it, The Matrix is only one or two lead actors away from being a Tyler Perry scifi epic.
#orangeisthenewblack - it's like playing catch with a girl and saying, "No, it's cool, I got it."
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