ArbitraryTweets @ArbitraryTweets
Sheep Shearer by day. Vibrator Reviewer by night. If you have a thing for farm animals; keep that shit to yourself. arbitrarytweets.com Joined October 2011-
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I asked an alien the other day "why the probes?" He said " because that's where we keep the spare keys"
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