Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

Shirts shipped worldwide. 👕 Pants N/A. 🙄 We accept #Crypto! All designs ℅ @ThatCryptoClub1 (on #Hive: (@)smartalectees and (@)thatcryptodave) #WhatWouldAlecDo sa-tees.xyz Ontario, Canada Joined October 2018

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

3 years ago

Who wants to meet a talking donkey and buy some #Hive merch? Umm... you do. So go then... read this post about it and click a link. Alec: Redefining Haute Couture! peakd.com/hive-183630/@s… #Posh #PoshToken #HiveFixesThat #HiveEngine #SmartAlecTees #SmartAlec

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

I don't know who needs to hear this... but sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me. #GIJane2 #SlapGate

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

Shirts are like opinions... everybody's got one, and mine are the best. 👕😏 (Don't be salty.)

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

Self-defense is rude and selfish. Never, ever, ever do it. Pass it on.

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

Can I identify as a 65-year-old person to qualify for my old age pension? I'd kind of like to get some of what I've paid back before these worthless bureaucrats spend it all on imaginary climate battles, useless vaccines and long-term care executions. You know?

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

So... the NBA Players Association isn't requiring vaccination for its members. When are all the snowflakes going to start calling these pro athletes selfish, racist terrorists? Any second now...

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

What do you call a social network that pays its users to participate, and gives them complete control of their data and their experience? I call it #HIVE. Sign up for a better online existence: hiveonboard.com/?ref=smartalec… Then dress accordingly. #TheresAGraphicTeeForThat

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

4 years ago

We're back... and we're on the #Hive blockchain! Follow our account (smartalectees) and drop us a line! And make sure you grab some merch-- with Hive and Hive Engine tokens! New products are always in the works. Cheers: to decentralized fashion! 👕👗 sa-tees.xyz/product-catego…

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Eric Weinstein @EricRWeinstein

5 years ago

Dear @jack: I believe I must repeatedly violate @vijaya & @TwitterSafety rules to be honest about official lies. I believe you/they are also manipulating my reach. I call for an end to the opaque manipulation of the national conversation: we have a right to know your algorithms.

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5 years ago

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

5 years ago

Bell: shut the fuck up. There... we talked. Now go scam some other unsuspecting people. #Depression is real-- a common adverse side effect of the #plandemic... so #BellLetsTalk about the billions being added to your bottom line while good people go mad and give it all away.

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

5 years ago

Another dangerous troll who will block those who challenge him in any real way: @Werebeast1. Be aware that a lot of the more bold commenters are just paid shills. There are foreign and domestic entities doing their best to influence our discourse and derail Western democracies.

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: The government of Canada is instructing everyone to jump off the nearest cliff. The Chief Medical Officer is quoted as having said "it is the only unequivocally effective treatment we can point at right now." 🤔

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

5 years ago

So it begins... anyone else sitting down to watch the second Presidential debate? I might need more beer though. On your marks, get set... Watch live: c-span.org/debates/

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

5 years ago

I'm not saying #graphictees aren't important... I'm just saying if I had to choose between being naked with coffee or being fully-clothed without coffee, the choice is clear. ☕️ This mug will speak volumes for you. #Coffeesation #CoffeeBreak sa-tees.xyz/product/ssh-co…

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

6 years ago

#RuinVacationIn4Words? Sahara Desert #Geocaching weekend! 🙄

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

6 years ago

That last #BestTweetEver was merely to say that I've posted SOMETHING since April... and this #NewBestTweetEver is really just to point out that first superfluous fact. (And it's still a TERRIBLE time to be tweeting!) Carry on. #SmartAssTees, out (again).

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

6 years ago

#SaturdayNight at 9:09pm EST must be one of the worst #TimesToTweet... I feel reasonably comfortable putting money on it. 💸 And that explains my sarcastically stellar sales numbers. #SmartAssTees, out.

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

7 years ago

Hey you! Hey... STOP! Real quick, just for being fantastic: #HighFive. Yeah, it's #HighFiveDay. Carry on, you phenomenal human. 🤘

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Smart Alec Tees 👕 @AssTees

7 years ago

Today's #WednesdayWisdom: The person with the most #GraphicTees... Well, they're the coolest and smartest f*ckin' human being on the planet! 😎 👕 bit.ly/smart-ass-tees…