Verified Asshole @AssholeAlpaca
I fucking hate you. But thats my sexy Alpaca GF on my background so shes aitte. Peeing on your couch. Joined November 2011-
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Bunch of cunts! All of you followers are cunts!
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Merry Christmas all you fuck tards, stop complaining about your first world problems and come live in my shitty smelling poo filled barn.
Fuck you! My 14.4 Kbps modem was broke, shits sort of fixed, we'll see how it works. Fucking cumguzzlers!
@FRSHBattle or you can cheat, that's how I win!
@chicago_ted it's gray man... There is no such shade you speak of!
@VivaLaTegan @GutterMagic1 yeah you gunna be on Skype? I wana have Skype sexy time! I'll show you my dong!
I just vomited all over Shara & then Tom came over and started licking all the puke up. YOU FAT FUCK TOM! I live in a crazy house not a barn
I just pissed all over your TPS report and kicked your shitty copy machine clear across the meadow. Fuck you!
@1shanibravO running around the field I live in.
Are you kidding? I am an alpaca? You really think I can focus on twitter for that long? I saw a fucking rock and got excited... I shit on it
My burbs smell like a embryo sitting for 2 months on the coffee table.
I just farted and it sounded like an elephant, I now know my defense mechanism when I am in Africa.
@VivaLaTegan I learned that the hard way, I tried to eat a mushroom and I was tripping shit. Then I ran full speed into the barn, no good.
@Alpacamundo Alpaca's don't eat that bullshit pussy food, we eat MEAT, FUCKING COW MEAT!
Fuck this, twitter is shit balls boring today. You fuckers should be telling me juicy shit today, last night was Friday! WTF
@SquareEnixLiz WELL SHIT! Thats how you say it, get it right!
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