Greg @AssistantGreg
Assistant to Cave Johnson. All the Cave Johnsons in fact. Aperture Laboratories Joined May 2012-
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*Spent all night hunting down Valentines for his daughter to bring to class*
No you /can't/ bring them to class tomorrow to show your friends.
*Pries another florescent colored knife from the wall* Santa Turret thinks he has a sense of humor...
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If you are Human, retweet this. This is an actual mandatory Test. If you don't wish to participate, we'll break your legs. No subtle threat.
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If I get more than 1600 retweets, then it's actually humans following me.
Only with Aperture candy can you have a sugar high for two weeks straight. *Sighs*
@ApSciRiley You are hanging around- *Motions at @ApSciAssassin* this. I can't help but make assumptions. @Founder_and_CEO
...Alright who told my daughter about the free candy? *Sighs*
Working here is already a nightmare. Why make it scarier?
Where the hell is Mantis Cave? Or even Cat Cave? At least I know how to deal with those.
I really don't have the willpower to deal with a sassy Mr. Johnson.
Should I be worried? Mr. Johnson just asked if that suit made him look fat.
...To be honest I'm a little relieved. Talking to a bunch of little kids scares me more than a pack of Mantismen.
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Whitney Rawleigh @Moronwithagame
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Chell [REDACTED] @Test_subject_1
552 Followers 449 Following Aperture Science Test Subject #1, formerly #1498. Mute. Stubborn. Hopefully free at last.
Eff Why Eye @Dont_FYI_Me
42 Followers 540 Following Just a group of twenty something year olds, crushing it in the not so corporate world, while still getting FYI'd on calendar invites. Why? Join our movement.
iTrooper @iTrooper
60 Followers 199 Following Just another carbon based lifeform stuck on the wrong planet...
Rudy Silverlake @ApSciRudy
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Cave Johnson @Founder_and_CEO
55 Followers 0 Following Does this show up every time someone views my profile? OK, good. GET BACK TO WORK or YOU ARE FIRED.![Transhuman Security agent at Aperture Science.. [Aftermath RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2258136512/Zaston_Gatling.png)
Zaston Salway @ZastonSalway
56 Followers 77 Following Transhuman Security agent at Aperture Science.. [Aftermath RP]
Ruby Silverlake @ApSciRuby
73 Followers 59 Following --INACTIVE-- Aperture Science Laboratories Test Subject #5284: Fightin' Irish. ((Icon by Reboot: http://t.co/OJS8yFPgSc))
![*A determined silence* [Test Subject 1 is classified as EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.] (Aftermath)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3034953345/8cc2573b15828126068163585d41a65f.jpeg)
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147 Followers 115 Following *A determined silence* [Test Subject 1 is classified as EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.] (Aftermath)
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487 Followers 305 Following Oh. It's YOU. Stop wasting my time and get back to testing. 《Portal RP • Icon: euriia • #Ðεѕυ》
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