Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

Noun: A personality disorder manifested by extreme antisocial, closed-office-door behavior and a lack of empathy for all non big law associates. #LawTwitter The office. Always the office. Joined August 2017

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

4 years ago

Haven’t posted in a while, but last batch of #LawSchool student resumes brought me back. If you insist on that stupid “interests/skills” section, it better be something unique. I know lots of people who like to cook, play golf, read novels, and work out. #resumes #biglaw

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Tom Steyer gets top marks for camera eye contact, but that’s about it

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

The Uber Eats driver who texts “I have arrived” when they’re supposed to deliver to the do might as well be the junior associate who emails “here’s a very rough draft” when the brief was due yesterday.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Cheating distance...

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6 years ago

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

As soon as you start thinking you’re beating me in a depo or hearing.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Stop with resume “interests”

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

We have a new clubhouse leader in the dumbest “interests” on a law students resume: eating. Why he or she didn’t including breathing and sleeping is a mystery.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Ding dong the summers are gone.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Tennessee Wine and Spirts had literally NOTHING to do with wine shipping. And from Forbes...

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Sublime really

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6 years ago

Sublime really

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

Ok Cali, we get it - you didn’t like the trump July 4 speech. Settle down.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

I will never accept a guy wearing shorts and a tie in public. This isn’t rush at Ole Miss

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

I just heard a preteen complain to “mommy” the restaurant didn’t have avacado toast FOR DINNER. We should definitely make sure that generation gets to go to school for free forever.

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Big Law Associopath @BLAssociopath

6 years ago

So it took this long for the White House to figure out the Chief Justice all but told them what to say on the census question? And they said 1Ls are struggling to find summer jobs these days...