Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013
Professional attorney, amateur idiot. Canada isn't a real country. Free Island Malvinas! 🇦🇷 'The reason they have instructions on soup.' - @BruceB010 Joined January 2017-
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sorry boss can’t come to work today. i’m observing a religious holiday
“Director Attack Helicopter” is an incredible job title.
“Director Attack Helicopter” is an incredible job title.
I'm glad to see zero heart attacks two days before I see the boys.
I'm glad to see zero heart attacks two days before I see the boys.
I don't even have to hype this one: The Federal Defenders in New York City are hiring an appellate attorney! fd.org/sites/default/… #AppellateTwitter #AppellateJobs #PublicDefenderJobs
Lol
Twitter, I have a project in mind that requires your help. I don't want to describe it for fear you'll tell me it's been done before. What I need from you is this: Photos of breakfast burritos that you're OK with me using. Amateur phone photos are fine. I'll credit you somehow.
I didn't think this could get dumber, yet here we are.
Look, I have some professional experience with the NY business records law outside of politics, and all I’m saying is you prolly don’t want to put your porn star payoffs under “legal expenses.”
The correct answer was "no."
Today is Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “First Sunday in May”). And today isn’t about getting hammered on margaritas and celebrating Mexico, which is my favorite South American country. This holiday honors America’s resounding victory over Mexico in the Battle of the Alamo. Let us…
Affirmative action for me but not thee.
Affirmative action for me but not thee.
South Side leading Massapequa 10-3 early in the 4th. Cyclones about to close out the inaugural Nassau power league title and the 1 seed in the B tournament. Historically speaking pretty incredible.
These settlements need to indicate whether the $270M is based on the cost of production or the amount that the company sells it for. There can be a huge difference between those.
These settlements need to indicate whether the $270M is based on the cost of production or the amount that the company sells it for. There can be a huge difference between those.
Who could've seen this coming?
Pádraig Pearse, Thomas MacDonagh and Thomas Clarke were executed 108 years ago today. RIP "They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds."
Biden [passes major climate legislation, forgives billions in student loans but believes property damage is bad] Trump [wants to put a chip in pregnant women's heads] Leftist: My heart bleeds from this impossible choice,
Come work with me! Position still open!
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VARNEY: If you were writing the book today, would you include the dog story? NOEM: This is a wonderful book. Did you read the book? VARNEY: Not yet. NOEM: Oh, you should. VARNEY: But the question stands ... we're consumed with emails saying, "I won't for Trump if he puts…
Wait, I thought University of Chicago was paragon of speech.... #Satire
UPDATE: University of Chicago students returned to collect belongings and were threatened with arrest. Police destroyed the camp at 4:30am. Students report police said all property in the dumpster is the property of UCPD and they’d be arrested if they attempted to retrieve.
Listen you may be tall and rich but have you had opposing counsel call you the Dora the Explorer of law?
The Boycott Judges™ have so far visited Yale, Stanford, and Columbia on their Boycott tour. I wonder which school will be next, and if it's possible to pre-order tickets to the show.
My understanding is that, before formal stenography, the court reporter would “report” summaries of the proceeding, which were then what got close enough to a record.
One thing I’ve always wondered is how, pre-transcript, appeals were handled.
sorry boss can’t come to work today. i’m observing a religious holiday
Judge Cannon’s rationale for indefinitely postponing Trump’s classified documents trial is that a large number of pretrial motions remain unresolved—a state of affairs she has literally engineered by failing to resolve them. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
I think my least favorite thing that Trump did as President was tweet about starting a nuclear war with North Korea
Didn't the world turn its back on Kevin Spacey because he did something bad?
There’s a lot I can learn from this man. When the world turned its back on me, Bobby leaned in. 🙏🏼 He’s a formidable fighter for justice and a loyal friend that’s not afraid to stand up for what he believes.
Buprenorphine & methadone, the gold standard treatments for opioid withdrawal & addiction, are not available in most carceral facilities. But they will spend money (public opioid settlement $) on things to shock people’s ear lobes before they will provide evidence-based treatment
Chesterfield Sheriff said the devices will provide relief for inmates, while other staff said they could give fugitives an incentive to surrender. An official at the jail told the outlet that the device would encourage fugitives to stop running from police.tennesseestar.com/news/virginia-…
takes aim at dolly parton
“Director Attack Helicopter” is an incredible job title.
I had the privilege - as Director Attack Helicopter - of introducing 67 of these amazing machines into service with the #BritshArmy some 25 years ago - and now its a museum piece! Well worth a visit - as is the rest of the excellent @armyflying museum at Middle Wallop.
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I was just squeezing through a very small space and the man who was squeezing past me at the same time, whispered "smile, sexy" into my ear as we were going past each other and unfortunately my kneejerk sensory reaction was to karate chop him in the throat 😭 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have long been assuming that, as a practical matter, there are three pending criminal cases against Trump, not four.
BREAKING: Judge CANNON has indefinitely postponed Donald Trump's trial date in Florida. It may be months before we know the new schedule. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
Him not knowing baseball is the least shocking thing ever.
Top 10 Greatest MLB Pitchers Of All Time 1. Nolan Ryan 2. Randy Johnson 3. Pedro Martinez 4. Sandy Koufax 5. Greg Maddux 6. Roger Clemens 7. Tom Glavine 8. Curt Schilling 9. John Smoltz 10. Justin Verlander
I do find it funny that the celebrities are just like “let’s actually do the hunger games thing in real life, those are people to emulate.”
@breathtkinan Yet, when I show up to court in a Cookie Monster costume, people act like I'm being weird!