Bitchy Server @BitchOfAServer
Bitching about my job one tweet at a time. #ServerProbs #waitresslife #restaurantlife #bartenderprobs SoCal , USA Joined July 2014-
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What other job can you show up to work drunk on the reg and still be the most productive one there?
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What other job can you regularly stay up till 4am, sleep in till 2pm, and still make at least $200 a day?
I reached 100 followers while I was gone, shit. Thanks for listening to me bitch, guys. I won't let you down
Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while lovelies! Did everyone make good tips over the holidays? 💰🎄🎉🎆
Fyi, it's not ok to sit chatting for 15 mins before you're ready to order & then complain about how hungry you are before the food comes out
Definitely just got a $.04 tip. So that was my day. How was yours?
When people pay with a gift card and then don't leave a tip... 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
When people take up your precious booths for 2 hours just to do their work/homework on their laptops... Don't come to a restaurant!
You know you're not getting a good tip when they flag you down to ask if unlimited refills are free.
I've never seen anybody drink a Dr Pepper as fast as this fucking kid just did.
The deepest circle of hell is saved for the people who just left me $4 on a $104 ticket.
Literally about to press print on my cashout report when a party of 9 walks in and I have to take it 😭😭😡😡🔫🔫
When a party of 15 college kids comes in and the entire restaurant immediately fills up with the scent of weed 😑😑😑
I swear Sunday lunch shifts are the worst. All the tables are either ghettos or cheap church goers. I don't know which is worse
This is how my day went, how was yours? 😑😡💣🔫🔪 (I blurred out personal info so that's why it looks weird)
Need to change my availability cuz I got a new job during the weekdays but I'm scared the managers will punish me for it & give me no shifts
Accurate article is accurate: 24 Faces Every Single Server Will Recognize buzzfeed.com/daves4/faces-e…
Everyone needs to read this- Tipping and Tooting: A Comic About People Who Wait Tables theoatmeal.com/comics/tipping…
Party of 25 got angry when ALL of their food didn't come out at the EXACT same time... I only have two arms folks. Hard to believe, I know.
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