Sasshole @RidiculousSheri
What I lack grammatically I make up for in creative flair. I walk a fine line between adorably disheveled and “she should seek professional help”. blacklivesmatter.com Charleston, SC Joined June 2010-
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Ariel: I’ve got gadgets & gizmos aplenty, I’ve got whozits & whatzits galore Middle Aged White Woman: HELLO 911 THERE IS A BLACK MERMAID WITH SOME STUFF IN A CAVE Ariel: You want thingamabobs, I’ve got 20 MAWW: OH MY GOD NOW SHE HAS 20 THINGAMABOBS PLEASE HURRY I’M SO SCARED
Never start dating a man without checking his social media because he could end up being that guy who gives the finger in every photo and you won’t know until it’s too late. That’s free advice from someone who’s lived it, good luck out there.
I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
And I’m ashamed to be an American Where my body doesn’t belong to me And I won’t forget the men who cheered When they took that right from me And I’ll gladly stand up, next to you And scream out loud today ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I have no rights As a woman in the USA
I don’t have a family, or own a house, or have a savings account, but I’m a middle aged white woman who has never asked to speak to a manager so I’d say I’m pretty successful.
Just a reminder that you should be more upset about school shootings than you are about having to wear a mask.
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
we are in a pandemic & there is a mass shooting every week but y’all are gathering in church to discuss shoes lmaooo
Everyone has the right to go to work, to go to school, to walk down the street and be safe, and also, the right to be recognized as an American, not as the other, not as them, but as us.
I’m sorry for accidentally spending the entire weekend scrapbooking about our wedding and future children when you told me my hair looked pretty on our first date.
‘YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS,” screams the anti masker at the people wearing masks to protect other human beings. “I WILL NEVER WEAR A MASK! I AM NOT A SHEEP,” they yell before going to church to worship a God who tells them to protect one another and literally calls them His sheep.
In hindsight, I really should have followed through with this potential romance with @GameStop.
Life is like a speeding bus careening down the road and I am a stroller full of cans being walked across that road.
I'll watch Groundhog Day every time it comes on. Same goes for Groundhog Day. Also, whenever Groundhog Day comes on, I'll watch it.
holy fucking shit, modern-day Republicanism has become a race to see who can be the shittiest person imaginable
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 653 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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FF Jerk @paullyocean
1K Followers 4K Following He hates these cans, will get all Covid boosters up to 100
Symmoez @symmoez92815
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Dakon 💚💜✨ ✨ @trillionsoFAces
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Mohammed Yazid @MohammedYazid23
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its manii✳️🦋 @itsyomany
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Beth Glover @NotKaren48
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Brett 🏳️⚧�.. @bretthax
450 Followers 115 Following it / her | PanSexual | Gender fluid 🏳️⚧️| Marxist | Right Wing - #YE24 | #KillAllMen | PTSD 🕊 | BLM ✊ | Muslim and Jew ✡☪
Tesla Fan Boy @TeslaFanBoy0
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cori @straightbaloney
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Kim E @476kimmie
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JOHN @Johnjohncfirth
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doneitnowwhat89 @swadling_g63120
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Olamoyegun olufemi de.. @DestinyOlufemi
135 Followers 2K Following Am engineer olufemi destiny from Oyo State, am gentle man, God-fearing man,a political analyst, a marriage coach,an entrepreneur and affiliate marketing.
Veronica Carroll @Bryan54626666
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Mark McC Hinkle @MarkMcclenny
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Big Stump Daddy @BigStumpDaddy2
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Cole @ColeS1984
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Luke Bull @lukebulls974
463 Followers 3K Following Im new to this and I have adhd I like talking to knew people and I love outdoors love me fishing. I love gaming too #ADHD
Jonathan Stiltner @JonathanStiltn5
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Britta Booth @britta_booth
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Rob Wynn @RobWynn10
5K Followers 5K Following A multitasker,animal lover,Love to cook,an avid wrestling fan who loves to have https://t.co/lgxDdGyB2K only have one life,so why not enjoy it.
James @cinebo2
2K Followers 4K Following Just a nerdy geek trying to make it through this journey. Widower, Feminist, Friend, VFX Artist, Cardistry, BLM, LGBTQ, Bad Jokes, Good Vibes.
LSU Fan Up North @br93765960
664 Followers 4K Following All praise and glory to Yahuah, Yeshua (Yahusha) and the Ruach Hakodesh!
Deb B the NP @BaybirdyDeborah
121 Followers 803 Following Family nurse practitioner and family practice owner for 20 years. Avid road cyclist and traveler. Alumni of The Catholic University of America.
Wendy Schaffer @wendyjoschaffer
69 Followers 468 Following
BonnieGB; 🇺🇦�.. @bonniegb_one
8K Followers 8K Following #BLM; #FBR; 💙DEM from birth😊💙 Coffee ☕️ #Kindness & Shenanigans. #ThankYouTG
enihsnusevol @ArtStar116
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abdoly @abdoly67244971
186 Followers 954 Following
Darknessof.Kings @Kingbadsilver77
170 Followers 5K Following
Walter José Querido @walter_querido
2 Followers 103 Following
Cilenes da Silva lope.. @cilenes_da
65 Followers 374 Following Bem sou uma pessoa comum, com defeitos, qualidades e meio surtada kkkk... Bem, prefiro livros em vez de flores, mas também gosto de flores, só prefio livros😂❤️
Tonya Mayfield @TonyaMayy
1 Followers 31 Following
Whitedarthhelmethoriz.. @Whitedarthelmet
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Alex Mitchell @AlexMit19985386
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karo @karo66957182
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Charland Swickard @Chuckswickard9
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Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛ.. @VoxDocVoxDei
5K Followers 5K Following Vox Doctora, Vox Dei 🌺 HDIC: La Doctora's Legion 🌺 Headmistress: #ForgivingEagleAcademy 🌺 Call Sign: Grumplebee
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 653 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
19K Followers 183 Following ELON MUSK IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND TRANSPHOBE: https://t.co/NCBoblquUZ…
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 781 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Lyndsay Rush @rushbomb
5K Followers 1K Following founding mother @obedientagency | Author of A BIT MUCH out September 17, 2024 🎉🎉🎉 preorder now ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Lina Morgan Roth @AlinaIsYou
6K Followers 706 Following * co-host of @SongVsSongPod * pronouns: she/they * vibe: oh/no * it has been 0 days since i failed the vibe check
Song vs. Song @SongVsSongPod
5K Followers 23 Following The official Song vs. Song podcast twitter! @Shadowtodd and @AlinaIsYou argue about the biggest songs in pop history! Patreon: https://t.co/u2RgAuvvAB
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
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7 Followers 41 Following Esthetician & Lash Stylist @ LifeSpa Reston ◽️571.512.3524
Jeremy London 🐋 @SirJeremyLondon
19K Followers 6K Following Director of Best Comedy short at CANNES FILM FEST, TS QUINT in MALLRATS and GRIFFIN on PO5, Proud father and Papa to grandbaby Kingston ❤️ AVID DISC GOLFER!!!!!
Sarah Sweeney @heysarahsweeney
8K Followers 629 Following voice actor rep’d by @accesstalentvo | writer featured in McSweeney’s, NYT, Salon, Bold Italic, your mom’s inbox
detritus @Flora__Flora
6K Followers 817 Following I’m not adding a bio to my profile I don’t want to!!!!!
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Carmen Clark @itsallbeendone
49 Followers 100 Following Star matter in the shape of a human. Possibly a passel of opossums in a trench coat. Depends on the day.
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
409K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
The Chicks @thechicks
598K Followers 137 Following Superstars, renegades, innovators, heroes, villains, and moms. Hate not welcome here. #GASLIGHTER Out Now!
Jeff Clatworthy @JeffCGD
165 Followers 278 Following Graphic designer, lover, hopefully decent human being. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Hanna @sixthsensitive
26 Followers 120 Following art student, animation geek, ghostbuster. She/her. #blacklivesmatter
Jacob Givens @jacobgivens
9K Followers 1K Following I Write/Act/Tell Jokes and try to save the planet. I was born with jazz hands.
The LuvPug Foundation @LuvPugFDN
935 Followers 426 Following Nonprofit 501(c)3 to help provide a better quality of life for rescue & disabled animals IG- luvpugfoundation https://t.co/fVc7ZTLYyE
Kashana @kashanacauley
110K Followers 398 Following tv writer. deadly with a butter knife. author of the novel THE SURVIVALISTS 👉🏾 https://t.co/Ui1cbWVzUe
CHSActivistNetwork @ChsActNet
1K Followers 1K Following Unapologetically Black & Radical Content, pushing the culture forward in Charleston, SC. Tweets by @mikagadsden 📚Book Club 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿
peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta
9K Followers 2K Following getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
QUEEN CEE @Caitnobanana
499 Followers 344 Following Just a mammal... like whales... those are also mammals... I'm not saying I look like a whale.. But.... Forget it...
Jen Mann @Throat_Punch
10K Followers 5K Following Jen Mann. Funny, mouthy NYT bestselling author. Always watching, always writing. Join my 1+ million social media fans. https://t.co/Mk9COcMpXs
ʍǟȶȶ ȶɦɛɛ cru.. @mattonaroof
4K Followers 3K Following Go away MAGAts, Qlings, BitCoiners. Under-the-influencer. A unique blend of herbs and spice girls. Taken aback. ♏️🤹♂️🪢![Queer | Puertorriqueña | Intersectional Feminist | Descolonizando y perreando [she/they]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1345579031211745280/GkPYwyVc.jpg)
J @boricuaspeaks
44 Followers 273 Following Queer | Puertorriqueña | Intersectional Feminist | Descolonizando y perreando [she/they]
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
12K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in http://t.co/PGa2xGXP. To submit a tweet, use http://t.co/dgSEBxyE
James McNamara @jamesmcnamara27
3K Followers 2K Following Creator of THE ARTFUL DODGER for @DisneyPlus. Creator of COOPER for Goalpost & Quizzical Pictures. Film prof at UCSB. Opinions (& tweed) mine.
FleurDeLea @FleurdeNope
1K Followers 2K Following Ugh- times like, infinity. https://t.co/ABkNLicOkY
Meredith @IrreverentGal
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@ lindsayellis.bsky.s.. @thelindsayellis
288K Followers 623 Following Account for author and ex-youtuber, Lindsay Ellis, run by @elisaintime unless otherwise specified - repped by Christopher at https://t.co/HGdYoAELiO
Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd
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Mary Gillis @living_marble
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Kaniehtiio Horn @kaniehtiio
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24K Followers 1K Following probably a shark | she/her | https://t.co/GeMHhYLWnW | https://t.co/FLfoEAz7uW
K Trevor Wilson @KTrevorWilson
71K Followers 2K Following Stand-up comedian and actor from Canada. Self-proclaimed “Man Mountain of Comedy” also I play Squirrely Dan on Letterkenny. [email protected] for bookings
This is Joe. He's my dad. When I was 4, he was in a crash that left him clinging to life. For 35+ years, he lived that post frontal lobe TBI life under 24hr care. It was really hard for my family all these years, but more for him. We lost him today. He's finally free. ❤️
Joy’all /Joi/yol/ noun 1. Joy to all 2. A feeling of great pleasure and happiness Listen to Jenny's fifth solo album, Joy’All, out now: JennyLewis.lnk.to/JoyAllTW Photo by Bobbi Rich - JLHQ ❣️ #JoyAll
Hey Twitter friends! This lovely lady @RidiculousSheri had some major health issues lately, and needs some wonderful people to check out her Etsy store to help her pay the bills. She makes AWESOME handmade jewelry - please RT and help her out if you can! Etsy.com/shop/HeadSass
Have you ever seen an albino raccoon? You have now.🙏
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he's got a crush
#FF stands for "Fantastically Funny &awesome!" Follow these: @propheces @DeathStarPR @thelesliejordan @antonystarr @RidiculousSheri @TheMistressJ @JanetMona @MissHavisham @Hamptonyount @iNews9000 @CyndiSaidMed @DocEduGator @lesdotcom @imperialfanboy @Tobi_Is_Fab @BobsBurgersFOX!
I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
Man I love being 31, one and a half small cans of light beer and I’m guaranteed a headache — what a cool age for a cool guy
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
I don’t want to be a big fish in a small pond. I just want to be an octopus prowling the ocean, skeletonless, a watery ghost.
As if he didn’t have enough emotions on his plate, this is the moment last night, when @Lin_Manuel saw the very old keyboard he used to write most of @intheheights The keyboard will have a new home @GaleriaLin in Vega Alta.
Kate Winslet is really intensely good in Mare of Easttown.
Me thinking about that episode of #MareofEasttown for the rest of the week:
Gen X is trending, which seems like a good reason to remind everyone that Gen X is the best generation.* *especially since doing so pisses off a lot of people.
I fucking love to wear nail polish. It just works. It looks good on my hands and I should wear it more non-roald
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