Jedi Cheesy Grits @JediGigi
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Probably not because those are stars
Probably not because those are stars
you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
I bet whoever coined the phrase "silly goose" never actually met one before
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
Hey white women in Alabama, did you know that you're allowed to vote for Democrats? You don't have to live in Gilead.
My daddy died yesterday. I’m heartbroken but am glad he is no longer suffering. RIP Daddy
This woman on tinder really said "if you're a man and you think men are🗑️swipe right" and I think that's iconic
imagine if they pulled out the groundhog from his hole and he was wearing jeans
I found out my dad tried to unalive himself last weekend and when that didn’t work, he decided he was not going to eat anymore. He had been suffering and in so much misery for a while. He’s going into hospice. I don’t know how long he’ll be with us. I’m heartbroken.
I put this bra on and now broccoli is bad for me
smash that RT and like button on the tweet below and let’s get Jacob a spot with the @SmashingPumpkin
smash that RT and like button on the tweet below and let’s get Jacob a spot with the @SmashingPumpkin
What a Fucking idiot. 😂😂😂
What a Fucking idiot. 😂😂😂
*sees old friend from high school* Them: Hey! Me: Oh, hi! Them: You work in the medical field now? That’s great! Me: [wearing Scooby Doo scrubs] What? No, why?
So I notice some unauthorized plant growth on the kitchen counter and gosh darnit I think I’m an onion farmer now
The year is 2024. Elections are decided by the retweets. Republicans buy followers. Democrats are seething with anger. Nothing has changed.
why yes i would like to adopt a tiny, semi-feral animal with a lifespan just a fraction of my own and then make it's continued survival the lynchpin of my mental health
“ALIVE” “CRASH” !!! I do not understand how someone can read this and take it seriously.
“ALIVE” “CRASH” !!! I do not understand how someone can read this and take it seriously.
Edie Falco says all that needs to be said. 🔥
the tongs preventing me from opening the kitchen drawer I need..
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
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Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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Caitlin @caithuls
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Trey @treydayway
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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
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jo @whatsJo
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fredesque @FredTaming
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dick snickers @smithsara79
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Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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John @johnmit
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FRO VO @fro_vo
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
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Trey @treydayway
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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
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Pru @prufrockluvsong
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jo @whatsJo
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fredesque @FredTaming
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dick snickers @smithsara79
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Brent Terhune Bloomin.. @BrentTerhune
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lyndiana jones 🪳 @rawdnyl
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
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Pessimus Prime respaw.. @_pessimusprime
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family guy season 4 o.. @dril
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Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper
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If Barbie is so cool, why do you have to buy her friends.
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Trump belongs in Rikers. Who else agrees?🤚🤚🤚
you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
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I’m running to serve as the next Governor of Virginia. Virginians deserve a Governor who focuses on what matters: ✅Strengthening our schools. ✅Keeping our communities safe. ✅Lowering costs for working families. ✅Protecting our fundamental rights. cvillerightnow.com/news/208802-sp…
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