Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. 🖕🏻🍊 (she/her) x.com/search?q=(from… Joined May 2017

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Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove

24 hours ago

Any Senators here? I’m a biomedical scientist with immunology, cancer, infectious disease expertise. RFK Jr lied to you in his confirmation hearings. Repeatedly. Provably. He’s lied to EVERYONE for 30+ years. Repeatedly. Provably. He WILL lie today. Repeatedly. Provably. 1/

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

17 hours ago

Nothing says “Nobel Peace prize” quite like the changing the name of the Department of Defense to the “Department of War.”

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Riki @biconicwomann

22 hours ago

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

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meghan @deloisivete

17 hours ago

husband: do you think my mom is a narcissist me: *pours a glass of wine, sets up powerpoint, pats chair* sit down, I've been preparing for this

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John Jackson @hissgoescobra

a day ago

That’s 👏 Not 👏 How 👏 This 👏 Works 👏. The Pentagon is working—STILL—to make up a legal rationale for slaughtering 11 people, 1,500 miles from America, AFTER THE FACT? WHAT? You can’t do this after they’re dead. That is a crime. That is murder. nytimes.com/2025/09/03/us/…

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Grin & Tonic @KestrelToni

17 hours ago

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Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1

a day ago

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal

a day ago

My cousin is an aesthetician who thinks the covid test is how the government plants computer tracking chips into our brains. I wonder what high ranking CDC position trump will appoint her to…

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meghan @deloisivete

a day ago

One person in a marriage gets to the airport extra early and the other gets in the shower two hours before his flight leaves and gives me–I mean the first person– anxiety

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⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu

3 days ago

Whenever I flush a bug down the toilet, I have to watch and make sure it dosen't come back, zombie style, with revenge in it's tiny heart.

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Ginger @gingerbrigade1

2 days ago

I tried to sleep last night but I couldn’t stick the landing.

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TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1

2 days ago

"So grateful for RFK Jr. We would never put anything unnatural like a vaccine in our bodies"

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Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove

2 days ago

Florida’s decision to erase school vaccine requirements will cause preventable illness and death. Not just for kids in Florida. For whole communities. Of all ages. Across the country. Because pathogens don’t follow state lines. 1/

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Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote

2 days ago

As a survivor, I can't think of a more fitting metaphor than a rapist creating loud noises with planes as a survivor tries to tell her story. I mean... just wow. Nevertheless, she persisted.

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Brian Allen @allenanalysis

2 days ago

Rand Paul just dropped a reality check: “The reason we have trials and don’t automatically assume guilt is—what if we make a mistake, and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator?” He added: “Even the worst people… still get a trial.”

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

2 days ago

Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell than I have of Donald Trump playing with his children Barron & Tiffany.

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Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills

3 days ago

Yes, a cashier at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That's what jobs are for.

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Prez @PrezLives2022

2 days ago

So if Florida eliminates the vaccine mandate because the government has no right to tell people what to do with their body then the government needs to reinstate the right to an abortion. Bunch of hypocrites these MAGA folks are.