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Julicorn retweeted
What if Barron shot him with a crossbow on the toilet
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If he’s not dead, can everyone around him please act as if he was? He might fall for it
Julicorn retweeted
a team of taxidermists are currently transforming his corpse into a skinsuit for JD to wear over his current one
Julicorn retweeted
got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.
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they’re putting orange paint and a wig on vance as we speak
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If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats
Julicorn retweeted
It's not that Trump needs to cheat at golf, he just loses interest in any hole after 13.
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Think about this. We wouldn’t be waiting for a list if we just believed women.
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My bladder most days
This Two and a half men reboot looks terrible
This Two and a half men reboot looks terrible
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Fantastic what
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what’s going on with my buoys, and, in some cases, gulls?
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hmm should we take the elevator or the eating disorder stairs
Serving Kant
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I can’t believe the pedophiles didn’t release the list of pedophiles
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