Union of Shitposting Socialist Republics @table_delete
shitposting is my kink NO KINK SHAMING pronouns in bio Silly-con Valley Joined December 2015-
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@hello__caitlin they should invent a lawyer who cant read
If a person farts in the woods and there’s no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?
Just got back from the doctor, had my rizz removed.
@daclaration I miss Pizza Hut being a hut
Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement
Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement
When people call coffee their “morning ritual” it better be this shit
Can’t a dude have any hobbies?
Took a gas station pill that made me pleasant and agreeable
@defaultnamenull @janeclarejones @JoyceCarolOates boobs go on the front
Clowns have done so little to promote the sport of unicycling it could be so much more
the early bird also catches the beautiful sunrise. but we never talk about that
Starting my goon sesh by recognizing the indigenous land we occupy
Trying to find the one button that makes my wife cum

Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD
5K Followers 796 Following leftist fintwit politboro | boeing's biggest hater | Elon Musk thought leader | accountant | i-bond shill | spreadgawd | anti-cars | #2029asteroid | #Gilead2024
Taylor Ogan @TaylorOgan
37K Followers 6K Following CEO at @snowbullcapital / Moved to China for investment opportunities / Boston to Shenzhen / Grammar nut / Disclaimer: https://t.co/CYiDT5xTCj
Iheanyi Ekechukwu @kwuchu
23K Followers 3K Following 🇳🇬, computer dude, hip-hop lover. funemployed. prev @planetscale @GitHub @digitalocean @ibmwatson @NotreDame. 1/2 of @TwoBlackNerds. creator @tryseeker![Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1022255534911700992/vmNRWBcf.jpg)
TalesFromTheFuture - ... @talesftf
3K Followers 4K Following Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice.
chocolate starfish of... @twinkfwiedwice
1K Followers 732 Following hapa commie seppuku enthusiast (dm for alt) https://t.co/sMGmfjQGAp
Alexa @67Q2XO0XZu4D6Ob
16 Followers 587 Following Need a new content parntnerrr heheeh, link beloww lets see if we are closeeee!
MJ @MJ_IN_4K
42 Followers 2K Following “If you are not in a constant state of post nut clarity you are in a constant state of pre nut delusion” -Sun Tzu
Rickie Harter @MericaRickie
553 Followers 5K Following If you believe that all men are created equal, they are going to call you racist. I win if you block me.
AJ Muffinstuffer @onlystuffilike
2K Followers 2K Following Retweeted by Grimes and Allison Harvard in the same week, not that you asked. I NEVER make spellimg mistake. CJ Slotgoblin is dead 😟
Richie Bins @BinsRichie78610
31 Followers 2K Following
ppppp @l22061792
0 Followers 32 Following
ProbablyOnLSD69 @ProbablyOnLSD69
334 Followers 602 Following leg, leg, arms, head, upright spine, it’s a members only club with one way to resign
Margret Maggio @MargretM48235
39 Followers 2K Following
Candida Bogisich @CBogisich17553
39 Followers 2K Following
elle CHI @elleloveCHI
10K Followers 4K Following La Grande Dame 🥂 Pro Napper & Lovergirl 🩰 Reproductive Immunologist • Favorite Dr = Seuss • Soft place to land in Chicago • 🎁https://t.co/JFvyjik2dm
chuck schumer retire ... @ntohny
835 Followers 2K Following costco’s cutest goldstar member. gay supremacist.
Jan Kunde @KundeJan87728
19 Followers 2K Following
Ebrbr @Ebrbrbr
21 Followers 669 Following
denny⛧ @femcelwizard
44 Followers 1K Following i follow cool art accounts :) discord denny420 im 20 :p
😐 G J 😐 @wordamouff
632 Followers 5K Following eldest sibling. manic depressive addict. developmently disillusioned. overworked and underpaid. dopamine deprived and serotonin stranded
Leisa @l_matthews89
165 Followers 3K Following
Jane Moon/"DJ Mannik"... @janemoon_416
206 Followers 5K Following DJ Mannik / Ryan Cuggy / Jane Moon / Jadzia Moon is a predator Her aliases: @janefriggin @jadziafacts @frknbns Do not support her label Kniteforce Records!
Eugene Koontz 🇵�... @eugenejkoontz
862 Followers 6K Following https://t.co/kapT4iCJxM he/him/hij/hem
ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎... @voidsrus4
1K Followers 4K Following
SoulΦEater @Uul_Palur_Phol
1K Followers 4K Following Writer & Artist I am a follower of truth, peace, and unity. Commanded to love. Destined to regret it. (Why would I give $8 to a South African illegal?)
TakashiSB @TakashiSB
60 Followers 85 Following Where do you go when you have no where to go? God please give me diamond hands.
J Hall @JHall59720892
906 Followers 1K Following Found this phone, if you know the owner let me know
D - MO ‼️ (CEO of... @dmodmodmo
1K Followers 2K Following 2028 presidential candidate. co-host @InaneBlather .... proud Antifa supporter, fake economist. Lakers fan. Free 🇵🇸 https://t.co/yE2jQWvqj6
Ham Linehan 🍑 🍆... @HamLinehan
1K Followers 3K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. 🇺🇸 9/11 survivor, 10/7 survivor
also Scrumbled Eggs�... @oeufs_brouilles
530 Followers 434 Following This is @scrumble_eggs’ backup.
maybeiwill @maybeiw0nt
333 Followers 592 Following
yung sloth @yungsIoth
910 Followers 821 Following
pinko🐬👽 @secretpinko
564 Followers 2K Following ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 𓂀𐀀𒀀𓃾␀�̸̛̊̂́̎̔̀͗̑̿̋̍̃̐͆̑̀̈́̈́̉͒͋̋͘͘͝⎋⍚- ⚕- ̀ - ̴- ͠ - ̷- ͛�̷̡̨̢̛̛̙̖̣͈̖͕̲̫̖̘͓̪̣̫̤͇͖̇̓̒͌̄́̓͑͛̀̊̂̊̾̃͌̎̀̄̐̈͂́̓́͐͗̅̈́̐̌͗̇̔̽͗́̐̾̐̄͋̈̓̀̓̈͐̍̆̄͊̎͗̍̚͘̚͘̚͘͝͝͝͝͝͝
ClownCafé: Markey�... @morewingspls
2K Followers 930 Following memes. stay out my DMs #Horror #TotK #Pokemon #DemonSlayer #TLOU
Papa Woody @ErectionWizard
321 Followers 304 Following I'm the mystical gift-giving wizard of the forest!
Scott "Duolingo" McMi... @bannedcornczar
391 Followers 603 Following Pronouns: он, его́, ему́, им, нём
Teeneau @TeeneauZiIb
36 Followers 4K Following
dei youngboy @AntifaScoundrel
713 Followers 636 Following HDDVD was a superior format to Blu Ray. Blu Ray only succeeded, like VHS before it, with the support of the porn industry.
AlbertaWallace @06N7TQX8U98ZS
68 Followers 7K Following
Charlie #NoAI @adepta... @AdeptAdaptor
226 Followers 655 Following Christian artist and game dev, against the automation of creativity. Hold silicon valley accountable for invasion of privacy, exploitation, and misinfo! #NoAI
Jack Schitt🇵🇸 @FluffSuit
1K Followers 1K Following I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social
Kenia @Ivy258726097336
37 Followers 2K Following
Holodeck Four @holodeckfour
13K Followers 5K Following Star Trek memes & more 🖖 Memes made by me have my logo on them. No DMs. Follows ≠ endorsements.
John Dominic @JohnDomini68553
475 Followers 4K Following Truthfully is the best medicine of heart. stay positive and pray 🙏 lord for the best in life 🧬
E.W. Niedermeyer @Tweetermeyer
29K Followers 3K Following Author of Ludicrous: The Unvarnished Story of Tesla Motors. Co-host @TheAutonocast. Not sure how much more mobility innovation I can take. YMMV.
Matt Binder @MattBinder
157K Followers 683 Following newsletter: https://t.co/lCWCPKxDHx // video: https://t.co/TH6pyUtFb7 // host: https://t.co/MuuVDPKViz // https://t.co/8tcAihCMq5 // @majorityfm @mashable
sam @sam_d_1995
57K Followers 988 Following Better cities and transit are possible 🚇🚞 congestion pricing enjoyer https://t.co/GOsB5tUAYg
zach lieberman @zachlieberman
92K Followers 1K Following I make art with code https://t.co/tmbcblT10q https://t.co/dTly4dGZHP https://t.co/tsUFnxvVZ5 https://t.co/0WD22DIJlo https://t.co/HVwcOYTP33 email: zach at https://t.co/dTly4dGZHP
trout mask (original) @BranPuffin
3K Followers 2K Following wobbly. earthship dork. crypto and AI scam point-and-laugher. an injury to one is an injury to all. 🥪 enthusiast. free on cameo.
chocolate starfish of... @twinkfwiedwice
1K Followers 732 Following hapa commie seppuku enthusiast (dm for alt) https://t.co/sMGmfjQGAp
sweepinit.eth @sweep_init
2K Followers 2K Following Professional roundtripper. Dedicated flierefluiter. ✨
Terry A. Davis Taught... @Davisanism
30K Followers 2K Following I am the E.N.D. I do offerings and talk to God in TempleOS. I use 𝕏 to validate when each response is received. Christian. Prov. 16:33
SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙... @sorry_hat
11K Followers 4K Following Dad, artist, husband, limb maker, shitposter. creative director. lunch sketch’s mon-fri.
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
695K Followers 435 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] Bluesky: https://t.co/XXBQPt82Qg
AJ Muffinstuffer @onlystuffilike
2K Followers 2K Following Retweeted by Grimes and Allison Harvard in the same week, not that you asked. I NEVER make spellimg mistake. CJ Slotgoblin is dead 😟
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
westen champlin @westengw
23K Followers 37 Following You know I woke up the other day and Realized....This ain't my Damm House
ProbablyOnLSD69 @ProbablyOnLSD69
334 Followers 602 Following leg, leg, arms, head, upright spine, it’s a members only club with one way to resign
Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc
34K Followers 139 Following Vintage McDonald's Super-Collector. 80s & 90s Food/Drink Nostalgia. ***All images posted are from my own archives***
elle CHI @elleloveCHI
10K Followers 4K Following La Grande Dame 🥂 Pro Napper & Lovergirl 🩰 Reproductive Immunologist • Favorite Dr = Seuss • Soft place to land in Chicago • 🎁https://t.co/JFvyjik2dm
patagucci perf papi @ken_wheeler
57K Followers 3K Following practically irresistible. violently suburban. sealand nobleman. user @openai @meta @anthropic @netflix
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝�... @Homievulgaris
2K Followers 2K Following Funk Pilled • Jazz maxing • humbled servant of Babaloosa • Listen to HomieVulgaris Here: https://t.co/ZNVZgIjopW
chuck schumer retire ... @ntohny
835 Followers 2K Following costco’s cutest goldstar member. gay supremacist.
Will Carsola @willcarsola
3K Followers 2K Following Creative Director at @liquiddeath. Co-creator of Mr. Pickles & Momma Named Me Sheriff on @adultswim.
Shifty Shifts @ShiftyShifts
112 Followers 70 Following
Lost Meme Archive @LostMemeArchive
655K Followers 0 Following where memes go to die—and be reborn in your memory.
No Context Aqua Teen ... @ContextAqua
42K Followers 71 Following The innocent shall suffer, big time | DM for suggestions | | pfp by @houseroam | Run by @critter_enjoyer , co-run by @LIFOMichaelCPA
garshmo @garshmo
10K Followers 3K Following
😐 G J 😐 @wordamouff
632 Followers 5K Following eldest sibling. manic depressive addict. developmently disillusioned. overworked and underpaid. dopamine deprived and serotonin stranded
monk's mood @EF_escape
384 Followers 367 Following i am The One Who Understands i am The Guy Who Gets It
CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey
2K Followers 1K Following ACAB | Photographer | car fan, car dependency hater | instant torque enjoyer, 697V Nominal | 23 | he/him/they | @ ultrafast on bsky
Jack Califano @jackcalifano
36K Followers 910 Following photojournalist, covering mostly politics, full photo sets on insta ↴
random videos with br... @memesbreakcore
333K Followers 30 Following covering DnB, Jungle, Breakcore, etc // DM for submissions // owned by @syferedm // https://t.co/xQzP80QsoG // https://t.co/NzYJpnT6k5
ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎... @voidsrus4
1K Followers 4K Following
Images AI Could Never... @imagesaicouldnt
295K Followers 170 Following a collection of memes that are uniquely human
josher @proudbugman
7K Followers 1K Following
Sitcom People @SitcomPeople
8K Followers 0 Following People of sitcoms brought to you by @televisionaryzw (I also have a TV podcast @ratvpod).
D - MO ‼️ (CEO of... @dmodmodmo
1K Followers 2K Following 2028 presidential candidate. co-host @InaneBlather .... proud Antifa supporter, fake economist. Lakers fan. Free 🇵🇸 https://t.co/yE2jQWvqj6
c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin
20K Followers 2K Following
Ham Linehan 🍑 🍆... @HamLinehan
1K Followers 3K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. 🇺🇸 9/11 survivor, 10/7 survivor