Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime
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If you have a lot of wood and brick exposed inside your house, you're either really rich or really poor
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That car wash was like a Devo song “Get straight, Go forward, Move ahead.”
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I’m sure whoever coined to the phrase “getting old and wearing thin” wasn’t referring to the belly.
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You can think about some of the things sometimes, but you can't think about all things all the time. Unless you're trying to go to sleep.
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Remember when all the distasteful jokes on Twitter were about anal and not politics. Those were the days.
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When I want my husband to do something for me, I just pretend like I’m going to angrily do it by myself.
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I remember when twitter was all just farmland.
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You ever just stop typing halfway through a reply and realise it just ain’t worth the headache?
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I still say “roll up the window” for god sake’s, don’t expect me to quit calling this place Twitter anytime soon.
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Great, now on top of everything else, chocolate prices are going up
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With dissociative identity disorder I can be anyone I want to be
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mechanic told me he wants to "torque" my "lug nuts" so my "wheel" stays "tight" but he didn't use air quotes so now I'm totally confused
no one tells you when you get older that you will literally eventually have a "tv watching chair"
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Well, well, well. Rock bottom has a basement.
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It’s like my husband doesn’t even care how much his big old recliner messes up the whole feng shui of our living room.
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I accidentally sent thoughts and bears.
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Breaking News: New study says dieting is hard because carbs and fats taste pretty good.
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My slut era includes a somewhat surprising number of tropical houseplants.
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We don’t know how many Guy Fieri’s they juiced for Mountain Dew’s Citrus Blast and we don’t ask.
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