Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer
where’s beth? x.com/search?q=from%… 🌏🌈🍄 online since ‘95 Joined June 2019-
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Introducing myself as Brett Favre, nobody checks
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[falconry lesson] Here's your glove, here's your bird. Come back with both.
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How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?
[guy naming weeds] this one looks like a lion, but dandier
If I cared about me, I’d be deeply worried
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This is everything needed to make a 100k writing books [tosses you a dictionary]
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You love the cozy armchair in your doctor's waiting room. What's keeping you from making an offer? Only your own fear.
[first day as a pirate] *looking at treasure map* ten marks the spot
There’s like 5 of you left that are only on here that’s keeping me from deleting the app
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Unblock clogged sinuses using the love you didn't receive as a child. It’s floating out there somewhere.
I refuse to acknowledge the passage of time, logging on
All of the Acropolis are playing saturnalia music
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Worcestershire sauce (voice to text)
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Some idiot asked why my car is full of inflatable sharks as if it's not gift-giving season.
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My theory is if I keep on randomly stuffing tissue paper into this gift bag, the beauty of its natural crystalline form will emerge.
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i don't know. i put the laundry on a rock in front of our place wednesdays, and it comes back folded on friday. try that
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It's the horse part of the Apocalypse that scares me the most.
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Can’t believe it’s not butter? [enters echo chamber] now you don’t have to
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