Garden Variety Woman @Stephamaybe
a dime a dozen Lying in the grass in ATX Joined September 2012-
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needing someone to find the jar
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most american reactions to britishism are overplayed but saying "washing-up liquid" instead of dish soap is truly insane
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In the old seal you see a cross with wings. This is the crest of the father of Texas Stephen F Austin. The cross a nod to his family’s historic role in the crusades, the wings a nod to St. Austin. Behind the crest the state capitol, nodding to the city of Austin’s status in…
In the old seal you see a cross with wings. This is the crest of the father of Texas Stephen F Austin. The cross a nod to his family’s historic role in the crusades, the wings a nod to St. Austin. Behind the crest the state capitol, nodding to the city of Austin’s status in…
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Karl Marx failed to consider my Italian-made oven with built-in infrared dual rotisserie grill function
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If a tuba player, mid song, serves you a 4 piece right, you shouldn’t be allowed to attend any football game ever again.
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it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost
it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost
So sick of people and their stupid vacations
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I've never once said "I told you so". Not when a simple nod towards the scoreboard will suffice.
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I touched too many textures and now I'm cranky
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Remember when they drew arrows on the floor and made everyone walk in specific directions in a store full of people so you wouldn't get covid
Because their concerns are stupid
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None of you should be giving parenting advice.
We were told that self driving trucks were gonna be the new thing but we got this instead
We were told that self driving trucks were gonna be the new thing but we got this instead
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I started taking my shirt off the way guys do when they're about to fight.
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Well-behaved women seldom make history
I’m Amazed people buy meat there
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imagine getting convinced by your woman to do a food tiktok with her that is so gay that God himself intervenes
imagine getting convinced by your woman to do a food tiktok with her that is so gay that God himself intervenes
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I bet the best thing about becoming a school bus driver is how you can apply right at your AA meeting or whatever behavioral hospital you're housed in
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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell and everyone is just happy to see you..
This seems healthy
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