Jon š¬ @JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids. twitch.tv/JonnyMicro Dayton, OH Joined March 2010-
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Andrew Tate is a dumbass and anyone who takes ANYTHING he says seriously is a dumbass as well
Andrew Tate is a dumbass and anyone who takes ANYTHING he says seriously is a dumbass as well
OH MY GOD THEY UNIRONICALLY SHARED IT IāM DEAD
Swamp Ass Sam looks familiar š¤
Remember, if these kidsā parents are mean to the school board members who made this decision, theyāll be put on an FBI watch list
Remember, if these kidsā parents are mean to the school board members who made this decision, theyāll be put on an FBI watch list
I believe @flapprdotnet has an answer or two
I believe @flapprdotnet has an answer or two
Idk how these usually go for yāall but I got two questions about the expansion of the universe and one right off the bat about how to save the country, so Iām saying my AMAs are metal as fuck
Idk how these usually go for yāall but I got two questions about the expansion of the universe and one right off the bat about how to save the country, so Iām saying my AMAs are metal as fuck
anyone else think itās ironic the protesters occupied land that wasnāt theirs just as they claim Israel has done?
This is going great, pouring myself another one and keeping it going
This is going great, pouring myself another one and keeping it going
Poured myself another drink and enjoying sitting on the patio, so ask me anything
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Clown World is posting pictures of actual clowns. All of these people look incredibly suspicious, I wouldnāt trust any of them at all
š¤£š¤£ ādie of dehydration and starvationā š¤£ I mean, all you wannabe revolutionaries want communism, donāt you?!
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
I've had my wife text me from the other side of the couch to tell me she was mad at me
@JonnyMicro So he won't eat at a restaurant with a major chef? He'd probably cry and moan if someone overcooked his steak.
@JonnyMicro I was so confused this morning when I saw all that! I fell asleep before it happened and woke up and Iām like āwhy do they have Damin in a mugshotāššš¤£š
@JonnyMicro @jarvis_best Most of them have had one or two too many.
@JonnyMicro @damintoell Iād hold out for a Politifact check.
Itās as if they all had the same traveling crossdresser for a dad.
@JonnyMicro Wait, is this misinformation or disinformation?
@JonnyMicro @aelfred_D @ChefGruel News to @LaurenGruel I'm sure.