Just a nurse @hib343434
Joined July 2021-
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Everybody go tell @Bubola Happy birthday!! Your 40s will be your best decade yet ❤️ love you lady!
If you haven’t watched Unknown Number on Netflix, you should. It’s WILD. Filled me with rage and sadness.
Having a high schooler, middle schooler, and elementary schooler means 3 consecutive nights of orientation/open house. Help.
Ok I’ll say it then
Help, how do I format Google sheets so that if I type a t and then tab it’ll put today’s date. Yes I could Google but this is more fun.
Not one of these females is attractive enough for me and that’s just a fact @ohnotthatmimi @SayAnythingH @hib343434 @nogooddeed2 @CCPISASSH0E period!
I was @JonnyMicro’s uber driver.
Am I in a bad mood or is chomping your gum obnoxiously in public a jail worthy crime? (Maybe a slight exaggeration.) This is a child at a pedicure salon, right next to her parent. My rule with my kids is if I hear it or see it, it’s gone. I feel like it’s common courtesy.
Today was a good day. @nogooddeed2 @CCPISASSH0E @FiremanNota
Yes you should be jealous @CCPISASSH0E @ohnotthatmimi @hib343434 @nogooddeed2 @SayAnythingH
Meet your people. Great day. @nogooddeed2 @CCPISASSH0E @FiremanNota @SayAnythingH @ohnotthatmimi @hib343434
friends, or something @SayAnythingH @hib343434 @nogooddeed2 @CCPISASSH0E
Weekend shenanigans @Kayoungnotold @ohnotthatmimi

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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
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CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
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Gretchen Lynn @Bubola
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Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
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June @junebotprolly
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☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�... @LuckyMcGee
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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
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Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
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It’s Mrs. Matt, act... @SayAnythingH
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AUdmiral Taco 🌮 @tweetsmoe
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Tandy @dantypo
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MariReynaDeLaPewPew @ncorreyna
17K Followers 2K Following A little hood & a little good. Theres beauty in the world...dont be a dick and ruin it. Haver of ass and sass. Fluent in Asshole. Tacos make me a better person
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The Gormogons @Gormogons
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