BradDad™ @FiremanNota
Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap” Texas, USA Joined April 2021-
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GM. Happy Friday. A lot of copy cats out there. Be original. Make your own content. Even if it’s silly and goofy.
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Pulled pork sandwich, m&c, and broccoli slaw
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You’re about to learn about my little friend called the Peace Officer Emergency Detention
You’re about to learn about my little friend called the Peace Officer Emergency Detention
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So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year… I should probably start researching.
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Can you imagine how she'll feel if she gets evicted
Can you imagine how she'll feel if she gets evicted
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I’m sure @LiLa__lee18 would have some critiques, but I feel like I did pretty good on this lasagna 💁🏻♂️
She told the barber to give her the John Madden
She told the barber to give her the John Madden
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