AUdmiral Taco 🌮😉🦚🥶 @tweetsmoe
Taco,tequila,AU lovin’,garage beer drinkin’. A tiny ray of sarcastic sunshine. There might be legs,and Drunken music thirty #teamnopants #fatassery Somewhere eating tacos… Joined April 2009-
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Ahahahah like that one time you slept with that giant bone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are they fighting or smooching tho? 🤣
It’s a food baby 🫃
Why are people so awful…. 😢
Yes the green dress is THE booty dress 🤣🤣🤣💀😭😭😭
Yes the green dress is THE booty dress 🤣🤣🤣💀😭😭😭
Loll! I call it that too 🤣
Y’all got one of them wood chippers I can borrow right quick?
Y’all got one of them wood chippers I can borrow right quick?
QT a pic of you wearing green…
I don’t understand the cargo shorts hate… ladies we usually get excited about pockets… plus they can hold their stuff and our stuff too… I see it as a win… 🤣
Probably someone’s mom 🤭
Probably someone’s mom 🤭
Lollll…. Sorry dude 🤣
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388 Followers 759 Following Leader, follower, grinder, carnivore, BAURNER,lover of bourbon, ceegars, and JRE. Cheers to all you bad mutha fuckas getting after it. Follow at your own risk.@tweetsmoe Because they're miserable little trolls with no life and want other people as miserable as they are. P'sOS
@tweetsmoe Let me catch somebody doing this…. It’s gonna be ugly… Real fuckin ugly…
@tweetsmoe I used to work on a pig farm I still know people
@tweetsmoe Humans suck.
@tweetsmoe I've had a number of those 🫃🏿
Hey it’s @tweetsmoe when she’s mad 😠
QT a pic of you wearing green! (Old wig pic)