Cap’n Asshole @AssholeCap
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FFS. Someone get these retards good mental health care. They’re obviously lacking.
FFS. Someone get these retards good mental health care. They’re obviously lacking.
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Seriously. I can't even. 🤣🤣
Sometimes my job really sucks. This is one of those times.
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
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BREAKING: Climate change experts warn that Jerry Nadler's pants will swallow his head within the next two years due to global warming
Who he thinks he is. Incorrectly.
Who he thinks he is. Incorrectly. https://t.co/kfk1PBspkZ
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Caitlin Clark deadass should be the only person wearing this shirt lmaoo
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Hi Chelsea - besides being proud of one of the biggest money laundering foundations in American history are you also proud of the fact that your mom has more confirmed kills than John Wick?
Hi Chelsea - besides being proud of one of the biggest money laundering foundations in American history are you also proud of the fact that your mom has more confirmed kills than John Wick?
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