Secret Amish Man @YoderSecreto
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam Joined September 2022-
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@YoderSecreto Yay!!!! Never doubted his return! Tah-tah, till next time!
@OrdnancePackard @YoderSecreto Yoder delivers. His reliability is a game changer.
Ordy has been sprung from his unlawful arrest, so I'm back to doing secret agent stuff for "the Folk". Thanks for the support everyone.
Biden’s autopenners appointed a Minecraft villager
Biden’s autopenners appointed a Minecraft villager
I speak for all Republicans when I say that we’re terrified of Jasmine Crockett becoming the face of the Democratic Party because we know how clear and effective her message is Please don’t make Jasmine Crockett the face of your Party, Democrats, I beg you! Anything but that!
I speak for all Republicans when I say that we’re terrified of Jasmine Crockett becoming the face of the Democratic Party because we know how clear and effective her message is Please don’t make Jasmine Crockett the face of your Party, Democrats, I beg you! Anything but that! https://t.co/LtXgjRq0Z8
Seriously.... what the fuck?
Finally got my opened DS9 action figures set up (with plenty more still in the box). Who's your favorite DS9 character? #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #allstartrek #DS9
Appealing to my emotions will always be an exercise in futility…
Update on my mom: there was a complication during her surgery on May 21st, she was medflighted to another hospital and has been on a vent in ICU for the majority of the time ( they tried to remove and use a cannula but she aspirated) .We could definitely use more prayers for Mom.
Less than 24hr, apparently
Less than 24hr, apparently https://t.co/8ph4aan2wl
Prayers appreciated. Noah had an accident at work - 700lb+ of product fell off a broken cart onto his leg, a little more than halfway down from his knee to his ankle. Broke both tibia and fibula. Surgery upcoming sometime today, hopefully.
Call your Senator, Call your Congressman, Bankrupting America is NOT ok! KILL the BILL
The sun looks how I feel
Ummm… We laugh hysterically?
@YoderSecreto Even in the 41st Millennium he is remembered
There's His Motive! Boulder Terror Suspect Says Jihad Is More Important Than His FAMILY twitchy.com/amy-curtis/202…
Can we get this one going: #LeaveOrdyAlone
Can we get this one going: #LeaveOrdyAlone
*lifts glass* He is remembered. Be ungovernable.
*lifts glass* He is remembered. Be ungovernable.
Is there anything Gary CAN’T do?
@YoderSecreto It’s not even close to violent. The new Twitter isn’t that different from the old Twitter sometimes.

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