Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom
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There were probably a couple of sad Democrats out there still trying to convince themselves that Trump died last week and they're using body doubles and having someone post to his social media… and then he does this. 😂
There were probably a couple of sad Democrats out there still trying to convince themselves that Trump died last week and they're using body doubles and having someone post to his social media… and then he does this. 😂
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I know it's Tuesday, but it's a Mondayish Tuesday. From yesterday: twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/202…
Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 retweeted
Remember this gal? This is her now. Feel old yet?
"How do they KNOW the pee is stored there?"
His pants have finally risen to a level where floor speeches are impossible.
His pants have finally risen to a level where floor speeches are impossible.
When the rent is due on that Grilled Stuft Burrito and Nachos Bel Grande.
Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 retweeted
Rep. Crockett's accent before vs after
Crockett tells you a lot about what she thinks about the people she's speaking to by how she changes the way she communicates. x.com/ThomasSowell/s…
Crockett tells you a lot about what she thinks about the people she's speaking to by how she changes the way she communicates. x.com/ThomasSowell/s…
If you ever had any doubt that the left is full of trash people. 😂
If you ever had any doubt that the left is full of trash people. 😂
The same Democrats trying to make an issue of Trump’s age fully supported Joe Biden at 82 and Fidel Castro at 90.
These clowns. 😂
Trump should stay out of sight the whole weekend and have someone send tweets for him that are flowery and have perfect grammar. 😂
Womp. Womp.
“Nationalize StarLink and SpaceX”. The people working to stop the “authoritarian threat” sound a lot like authoritarian commies.
“Nationalize StarLink and SpaceX”. The people working to stop the “authoritarian threat” sound a lot like authoritarian commies.
Here’s one of the Lincoln Project folks hoping Trump is dead because they’re very concerned about decency and stuff.
Here’s one of the Lincoln Project folks hoping Trump is dead because they’re very concerned about decency and stuff.
The people who think they’re the good guys are wishing death on their political opponent.
The people who think they’re the good guys are wishing death on their political opponent.
It’s like Joe Biden never existed. 😂
Gray Wolf was just a flat out good dude. Every time we crossed paths here it was positive, and he was positive even though he was often struggling with health problems. I’ll miss him.
Gray Wolf was just a flat out good dude. Every time we crossed paths here it was positive, and he was positive even though he was often struggling with health problems. I’ll miss him.
Imagine choosing yesterday to decide the HHS doesn't "reflect scientific reality".
Imagine choosing yesterday to decide the HHS doesn't "reflect scientific reality". https://t.co/24GHChbRv0
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