Becca Thomson @Boxabex
I teach Kindergarten, pet rabbits, and grapple with at least two existential crises per week. Hartford, CT Joined June 2016-
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I promise to never take you on a date to my high school locker. 🌹
There is what seems to be a 24 hour Jerry Springer channel always playing in the laundry room of my building and I genuinely can not tell if it’s because they want tenants to do their laundry in the building or they absolutely do not.
If anyone is wondering how I’m doing I just drove to work with wet hair and used the butter on my fingers from the bagel I ate on the way to style it.
Listening to Jewel and reminiscing about the adult my 6th grade self thought I’d become. Turns out I don’t leave white towels on the floor but it’s mostly because I don’t have white towels.
May be a bit of a niche market but I’d pay someone good money to for a lip sync for your life themed Zumba class.
Apparently I will soon write an opera.
Apparently I will soon write an opera.
Ways you can tell your S.O. is excited about the dinner you made: 1. They say, “Do you want to photograph this before I take a bite?”
To decompress from work I watched a 45 minute YouTube video on guinea pig care. I do not own a guinea pig.
Working out during the pandemic is hard because having to wear gym shoes in your own home feels offensive.
“I hope you eat a lot of turkey!” is an odd well wish any day of the year. -your herbavoire friends
A consequence of using my personal phone for work and forgetting to switch of my district account once home is that my school district’s tech team can see that on YouTube I view an equal number of early elementary school songs and @monetxchange videos.
Turns out one of my top skills is carrying dried out glittery nail polishes from the early 2000’s from apartment to apartment and hiding them under the bathroom sink.
I’ve learned more about America through Drunk History than I did in high school, and honestly I trust Drunk History more than mass produced text books.
A commercial during Marrried at First Sight just made me cry, so that’s where I’m at.
I just want this to be all over @billyeichner can hit the streets again.
When I read the label my brain deleted the ampersand. I’m not mature enough to handle the grocery store. A bean joke for goodness sake. 🤦🏻♀️
The gas station attendant, from whom I just purchased my Valentine’s Day sandwich, slowly inspected and tipped the container looking for an expiration date, ultimately shrugging and assuring me that “it might be fine.”
The folks writing checks for a new Space Force are the same ones asking “how are you going to pay for” public college or healthcare. This is the richest country in the world. Our problem isn’t a lack of money. It’s a lack of good priorities. And that is something we can change.
The folks writing checks for a new Space Force are the same ones asking “how are you going to pay for” public college or healthcare. This is the richest country in the world. Our problem isn’t a lack of money. It’s a lack of good priorities. And that is something we can change.
Black Lives Matter 86... @blm860
4K Followers 4K Following Official Black Lives Matter 860 Page. 1 Gen X, 3 millennials & 2 Gen Z’s logged in but 3 people tweeting. #blacklivesmatter #resist •📞 Your state reps!
Dan Bogosian @dlbogosian
2K Followers 1K Following Musician, writer and comedian. Comedy @seateaimprov Musician @WatAreTheOdds Musicologist @ChiliPeppers author. I still build Lego sets.
Sandy Williams @TeachnKi2love
72 Followers 1K Following MOM 2/3 amazing BLACK GIRLS 💜scientist, educator, founder, president #TeachingKids2Love; IG, FACEBOOK
Philip Shreckengast @philipshreck
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Lori Gosselin @LorMadGos
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Kevin O'Toole @KMOToole
172 Followers 793 Following I've been a radio announcer since '88. I've been in improv comedy since '17. Shall we dance?
Jessica Latta @jessica_latta
34 Followers 84 Following I once dressed up as a giant gingerbread woman and sang "I Dreamed a Dream" while people ripped off my limbs, so I'm making very serious art. Improv + sketch
Jim Whiteside @whiteside_jim
2K Followers 766 Following Poet, @NYTimes, @TheAtlantic, @pshares, @southern_review || Writing Your Name on the Glass, @BullCityPress || Former Stegner Fellow, @Stanford || he/him
Black Lives Matter 86... @blm860
4K Followers 4K Following Official Black Lives Matter 860 Page. 1 Gen X, 3 millennials & 2 Gen Z’s logged in but 3 people tweeting. #blacklivesmatter #resist •📞 Your state reps!
Chris Fleming @chrisfluming
161K Followers 659 Following
Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic
483K Followers 386 Following deep philosophical tweets that’ll leave you contemplating on the meaning of life
DEEP @CTDEEPNews
7K Followers 356 Following The Connecticut Department of Energy and Environmental Protection
CT State Parks @CTStateParks
16K Followers 45 Following DEEP manages 110 state parks, 32 state forests and more than 100 state boat launches and 51 EnCon officers patrol CT waters, parks, campgrounds and forests.
hartbird @hartfordbird
3 Followers 20 Following
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Jessica Latta @jessica_latta
34 Followers 84 Following I once dressed up as a giant gingerbread woman and sang "I Dreamed a Dream" while people ripped off my limbs, so I'm making very serious art. Improv + sketch
literarydisco @LiteraryDisco
4K Followers 2K Following A @lithub podcast hosted by Rider Strong (@RiderStrong), Julia Pistell (@echochorus), and Tod Goldberg (@todgoldberg)
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
14.7M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
billy eichner @billyeichner
2.1M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Retta @unfoRETTAble
732K Followers 451 Following My book ‘So Close to Being the Shit, Y’all Don’t Even Know’ is out! Order here: https://t.co/JBXEF3Uzr6 #YallDontEvenKnow https://t.co/6hBRX7pykg
Parks and Recreation @parksandrec
605K Followers 349 Following Mouse Rat's #1 fan. The official handle for NBC’s #ParksAndRec. Streaming on @Peacock.
Megan Mullally @MeganMullally
244K Followers 319 Following
Rob Lowe @RobLowe
1.3M Followers 464 Following Podcast: LITERALLY! With Rob Lowe || Lowe Down Line: (323) 570-4551 ☎️ call me!
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
30.4M Followers 958 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Jim Whiteside @whiteside_jim
2K Followers 766 Following Poet, @NYTimes, @TheAtlantic, @pshares, @southern_review || Writing Your Name on the Glass, @BullCityPress || Former Stegner Fellow, @Stanford || he/him
Colin McEnroe @colinmcenroe
8K Followers 2K Following Host of the Colin McEnroe Show (available on podcast apps). Columnist/newsletterist for Hearst CT, instructor at Yale and an heir to the Tootsie Roll fortune.
WhereIsMySon??? @Cromulent_Jmarc
65 Followers 201 Following just a dude saying dumb stuff into an echoing void. G O O D V I B E S O N L Y
Julia Pistell @echochorus
2K Followers 1K Following Managing Director @SeaTeaImprov, Creator of @SyllableSeries, Host of @LiteraryDisco, guest producer @wnpr, freelance writer #amwriting #binders #improv
The Rumour Cauldron @RumourCauldron
52 Followers 41 Following We are a Hartford based improv group ready to tell you a story that you’ve never heard based on a single suggestion.
KnucklePuck Improv @_KnucklePuck
80 Followers 26 Following
Daniel Davidson @danielpdavidson
135 Followers 143 Following Daniel currently resides in suburbia with his beautiful Wife, which is the name of his labradoodle.
Brian Hines @brianjhines
179 Followers 234 Following
AmyPoehlerSmartGirls @smrtgrls
204K Followers 3K Following Founded by Amy Poehler and Meredith Walker (@meredeetch), APSG is dedicated to helping young people cultivate their authentic selves.
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