Brooding Pelican @BroodingPelican

Just one man Joined February 2011

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E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts

a day ago

ALERT: 🚨 X users are asking for the image of the woman who DEMANDED a ball from a father and his LITTLE BOY at a Phillies game tonight to go viral, so she may be held accountable. HERE SHE IS.

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Frank McCormick @CBHeresy

2 weeks ago

@CrackerBarrel As someone that lost his virginity in a Cracker Barrel parking lot, it makes me happy to see that it wasn’t all for nothing. Let’s now hope they charge the man responsible.

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Do Better Denver @dobetterdnvr

a month ago

I have been informed that the Mayor’s office were the ones that looked at all the CORA requests over the last two years and tried to figure out who I am based on CORA requests and my posts (based on who was requesting them). The Mayor’s office narrowed it down to three names…

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Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA

2 months ago

I imagine all Portland, Oregon conversations go something like this.

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Denver Nuggets @nuggets

2 months ago

A quesarito would hit rn

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

3 months ago

Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did buff.ly/taoyAKw

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Woody Paige @woodypaige

3 months ago

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Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson

4 months ago

Politifact flashback: “experts say” @brithume is wrong about Biden’s mental decline

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Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando

4 months ago

People who were 100% fine with the Covid crackdowns will wail about us “sliding into authoritarianism” in 2025 and I’ll just sit there and marvel at how retarded they are

RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9

4 months ago

People who were 100% fine with the Covid crackdowns will wail about us “sliding into authoritarianism” in 2025 and I’ll just sit there and marvel at how retarded they are

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Brooding Pelican @BroodingPelican

4 months ago

I gave it a shot. These free throw merchants are unwatchable. #MINvsOKC

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God's Whale Facts Decider Cow @inane_gimmick

4 months ago

@TheAtlantic @MarkLeibovich Ah yes, the Democrat scandal cycle: 1. Deny anything happened 2. Obstruct fact finding and obfuscate the facts 3. Dismiss the investigation as politically motivated 4. Disregard the eventual findings as "Old News"