Overpriced Kyle Mooney @BusyWillyBoi69
Much like a middle aged father in a 2007 buddy comedy, I am a Wild Hog. Hoboken, NJ Joined March 2010-
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I wish @RepAndyHarrisMD actually represented the good people of the Eastern Shore of Maryland instead pretending to care about us. Please for the life of all of us GO FUCK YOURSELF
The entire crowd after Biden’s victory speech
Thinking about how Phil of the Future and his family could have prevented all this if they wanted to. They were definitely low key Fascist. Cancel them internet.
Children being unnecessarily brought into their parents divorce proceedings
During the 2004 election, I told my mom to write in Garfield for president and SHE DID. I’m part of the problem!
Guys in Bushwick walking down the street reading copies of Consider the Lobster 🦞 instead of looking at crosswalk signs REALLY fit the brand of this place
If you need a tv show reunion fundraiser special to sway your undecided vote and not a near year long pandemic; maybe YOU’RE the problem?
I’ve spent the last five months on a chakra retreat with my gal pals and Ellijah Wood. BUT NOW IM BACK! What did I miss? Hopefully nothing radical
It’s perfect weather to go to the park and use a dog to pick up suitors.
I feel like it’s never a good sign in a Movie/ TV show when the girl says to her fiancé “It’s bad luck to see the bride in her dress before the wedding”
You’re telling me it’s not normal to want Brie Larson to scissor kick you in the face?
Strangest Places on the Planet: 1. Area 51 2. Christian College 3. Stonehenge 4. The mind of people who go to Christian College
If you were ever apart of a “Disney Flashmob” I’m sorry for your lost
High School Musical happened during The Bush Administration. Think about that.
People who believe that the moon landing actually happened be like
Shiny Teeth and Me hits differently now
I am taken with rugs the same way white women are taken with Disney World
Pinenash @Pinenash175183
7 Followers 2K Following
steph (she/they) @broitssteph
23 Followers 489 Following just another clincally depressed intp☁️ #blacklivesmatter #stopaapihate
Michael Darby @UrianMichael
563 Followers 801 Following A stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder. he/him/his - BLM
Em Lafreniere @EmilyLafrenier8
184 Followers 223 Following “little Anne Hathaway” || beanie lover // foodie // photographer // nerd || she/her/hers 📸
Ethan Sapir @eon997
183 Followers 329 Following I'm Ethan Sapir. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Twitter.
cam 🌙 @PlanetaryCam
67 Followers 243 Following Lunar remote sensing PhD student @WUSTL_EEPS // LROC Science Team and Artemis 3 Geology Team member
Rev. Rob Branning @OnBrannd
2K Followers 5K Following Graphic Designer @GoHolyCross | Design/Photo @SouzaMedia | @COMatBU ‘21 | Ordained via E-mail
Michael Dunlap @michael__dunlap
81 Followers 192 Following Very tall guy with a very short girlfriend ❃ Asst. Box Office Treasurer - Westside Theatre ❃ Actor ❃ Broadcasting ❃ Playwright
George St. Geegland�.. @HeyHeeeyy
101 Followers 362 Following America may run on Dunkin, but I run on Zoloft
Maddie Baynard @maddiebaynard
36 Followers 27 Following Managing Director of The Phenomenal Animals Theatre Company. “Tales of The Mysterious and Grotesque: The Works of Edgar Allan Poe” at Capital Fringe 2018
Cara Bishop @carebear8810
473 Followers 482 Following "You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance." {she/her}
The Phenomenal Animal.. @TheAnimalsMD
37 Followers 25 Following We create original adaptions of sci-fi, horror, and occult classics in way that welcomes audience members to cross the boundary between the seats and the stage.
beauty school burnout.. @sweetcrybabyray
100 Followers 545 Following nb (they/she)// pan // i do hair and makeup// soft spot for psychological & campy horror films // a crybaby fool // BLACK LIVES MATTER
macu @indigoblvd
1K Followers 3K Following ~Chicka Chicka Yeah~ (Superbad, 2007) playwright, visual artist & wannabe football pundit 🇵🇪🇩🇪 #tyedal
Overheard at MMC @overheardatmmc
337 Followers 388 Following iconic bits of conversation from the students of Marymount Manhattan College (DMs are open)
Paige Alena @itspaigealena
1K Followers 481 Following Voice Actor | She/They | Ozzie in #StarfallPodcast | Noah in #SpirePod | Leslie in #KeepitSteady | Lily (English VO) in #Anne+ | Email: [email protected]
Ann Fanaian @anafanaian
16 Followers 60 Following Check out my website https://t.co/TumrGM9eG7. Books of many genres and some Book Briefs (reviews of books) English and Español.
bechdel test tube bab.. @lizmatter_
250 Followers 425 Following let's all go around the room and say one fun fact about ourselves! // she/they
Andrew Garfield @garfy_andrew1
42 Followers 836 Following Hi! My name is Andrew Garfield, 34 years old. I'm from los angeles california, u.s..! I´m an british-american - actor. (Verified Account) REAL
Grace O @Graciesmelly
539 Followers 2K Following
sam sims @samsims25
686 Followers 755 Following real life Lilly Moscovitz • rom-com connisour • Emmy award viewing writer • occasionally funny • she/her
Club Meet Me At The O.. @MMATOpera
59K Followers 60K Following One digital destination to performing Arts. Join the club for events Invitations & Newsletters
kleiner papagei 🦜 @alexandfio
637 Followers 1K Following ridiculous, in the best way - someone, 2015 🐌 Anything is fair in war or spaghetti. 🍝
Craig Long @CjLong9
407 Followers 659 Following This is the story about a girl named Lucky. he/him/his
mugednmz @mugednmz84
56 Followers 916 Following
Beatrice @BeatriceCraft
152 Followers 429 Following
Books & the Bear @booksandthebear
187K Followers 205K Following The BEARY best in book #marketing, #proofreading and #editing. Sign up to receive our newsletter https://t.co/TR0PPJyV8Z
SaraBeth @SBSwags
148K Followers 153K Following Music Maker. Baylor Bear. Coffee Lover. Dog Mom. #CMchattys Must Follow Female Artist. John 1:16. Insta & TikTok - @SaraBethTX
Brandon Walls @BeamerWalls
127 Followers 416 Following Stage and VO Actor for The Alchemical Actors | Business email: [email protected] | He/Him | Open for voice commissions!
Willow Wilson @WillowWil
39 Followers 185 Following Willow Wilson is exactly who you think she is and also not at all who you think she is. She is a mystery, an enigma, also an actor, dancer, and witch. MMC 2019
Broadway History @BroadwayHistory
3K Followers 3K Following What's happening on #Broadway?! We'll tell you! Follow for history and news on all things BROADWAY! #BroadwayHistory
Justin Callahan @calljust
70 Followers 154 Following Ask me what I’m reading right now, I’ll share what I’m drinking too.
Jillian Braeden Spurr.. @JillianSpurrier
409 Followers 683 Following
Carolyn Graves @Carolyngraves72
27 Followers 151 Following am very gentle and beautiful, i don't like playing games with someone in relationship
Scott Mauro @realscottmauro
11K Followers 7K Following Tony award winning and Emmy nominated Producer of @dearevanhansen who has distinguished himself as a producer of Award Shows, Concert Specials & Live Events.
gaby mank @mank_gaby
82 Followers 108 Following 85 year old grandma trapped in the body of a 22 year old with the humor of a 55 year old dad
Victoria Whalen @toreh_saur
182 Followers 667 Following predictable pisces and your fav environmentalist, 2L JD for env law, wannabe actress (she/her)
Caroline McQuaig @carolinesm99
574 Followers 1K Following Siren Songs NYC ~ MMC ~ songwriter, performer, worm
Em Lafreniere @EmilyLafrenier8
184 Followers 223 Following “little Anne Hathaway” || beanie lover // foodie // photographer // nerd || she/her/hers 📸
Michael Darby @UrianMichael
563 Followers 801 Following A stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder. he/him/his - BLM
Chris Nakis @chris_nakis
954 Followers 751 Following I made a short comedy special titled 'Swimmingly'. You can watch it here: https://t.co/vQrOhv0HyO
John Shafto @john_shafto
408 Followers 386 Following thoughts, quotes, things I overhear at airports
Parker Newman @parkerthenewman
11K Followers 7K Following @REALpunknews, Comedian, and co-host of @philmyheartpod. Check out my stand up! https://t.co/oZDfEeZ9Yr
Steven D'Amico @comedianvest
15K Followers 4K Following
BENCHED @BunionBenched
40 Followers 254 Following Keeping you updated on all things sports. Benched is an affiliate of @thebunionpaper
💙💛Bryan Stubble.. @BStubbles
17K Followers 14K Following Published @ellipsiswc @press_ghost Translation published @Asymptotejrnl #writingcommunity Querying: THE VIOLENT TEARS OF YOUR LIES
JJ Whitehead @JJWhitesnake
77K Followers 23K Following Stand Up Rube & writer #WGA on stuff and things. come to a show!🇨🇦 🇬🇧 NEW Album on Spotify NOW. All your fave links below👇👇👇IG & TWITCH- @JJWhitesnake
Ethan Sapir @eon997
183 Followers 329 Following I'm Ethan Sapir. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Twitter.
Josh Owen @thejoshowen
186 Followers 229 Following Josh without borders. actor, singer, user of comedy to cope, and dancer.
cam 🌙 @PlanetaryCam
67 Followers 243 Following Lunar remote sensing PhD student @WUSTL_EEPS // LROC Science Team and Artemis 3 Geology Team member
Rev. Rob Branning @OnBrannd
2K Followers 5K Following Graphic Designer @GoHolyCross | Design/Photo @SouzaMedia | @COMatBU ‘21 | Ordained via E-mail
George St. Geegland�.. @HeyHeeeyy
101 Followers 362 Following America may run on Dunkin, but I run on Zoloft
the meep @torikraese
625 Followers 293 Following I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams. NYTW. ♋︎. she/her
Sam Cornbrooks @SamCornbrooks
368 Followers 314 Following Entertainment Producer // Web & Graphic Designer
The Birds & The BS @BirdsandBs
125 Followers 1 Following The kids show for adults! Because we’ve forgotten everything we learned in kindergarten...
Harriet Leve @LeveProductions
41 Followers 76 Following Harriet Leve is a Tony Award winning Broadway producer, presently a co-producer on An American in Paris, Beautiful, Hedwig and the Angry Inch and STOMP!
Maddie Baynard @maddiebaynard
36 Followers 27 Following Managing Director of The Phenomenal Animals Theatre Company. “Tales of The Mysterious and Grotesque: The Works of Edgar Allan Poe” at Capital Fringe 2018
Cara Bishop @carebear8810
473 Followers 482 Following "You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance." {she/her}
The Phenomenal Animal.. @TheAnimalsMD
37 Followers 25 Following We create original adaptions of sci-fi, horror, and occult classics in way that welcomes audience members to cross the boundary between the seats and the stage.
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
4.1M Followers 120 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62
184K Followers 71 Following a Spongebob fan account critically acclaimed for accuracy (& vocal inflections) run by @peterjmarshall & @torijeanine...cuz no one else would GIVE it a home
Zach Adkins @zachmadkins
5K Followers 255 Following He/Him Actor. Singer/Songwriter. Ohio born. Sweater wearer. #anastasiabroadway #kinkybootsbway #dianaonbway Debut EP #januarytojune Moose is my dog.
Craig Long @CjLong9
407 Followers 659 Following This is the story about a girl named Lucky. he/him/his
out of context john m.. @nocontxtmulaney
144K Followers 9 Following because he never forgets a bitch ever (not the real john mulaney btw)
Moulin Rouge The Musi.. @MoulinRougeBway
26K Followers 81 Following Winner of 10 Tony Awards, including Best Musical! Now playing at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre on Broadway and on tour in North America ❣️
macu @indigoblvd
1K Followers 3K Following ~Chicka Chicka Yeah~ (Superbad, 2007) playwright, visual artist & wannabe football pundit 🇵🇪🇩🇪 #tyedal
maggie dean (taylor�.. @maggie_dean13
269 Followers 3K Following just a girl obsessed with too many tv shows, fictional characters and taylor swift- but who isn’t anymore? she/her ✨🧡
The Ferryman on Broad.. @TheFerrymanBway
1K Followers 58 Following WINNER of 4 #TonyAwards including BEST PLAY, #TheFerryman played its final Broadway performance on July 7, 2019.
Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke
311K Followers 763 Following #NetflixIsAJokeFest running from May 1-12!
Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen
3.9M Followers 831 Following My ONLY X/Twitter account. Beware of imposters who try to gain your confidence.
Lee Pace @leepace
276K Followers 207 Following
Three Tall Women @threetallwomen
724 Followers 13 Following Glenda Jackson, Laurie Metcalf, and Alison Pill star in Edward Albee's Three Tall Women at The Golden Theatre. Now on Broadway.
Angels in America @angelsbway
3K Followers 95 Following Angels in America played its final Broadway performance on July 15, 2018.
Marymount Memes @MarymountMemes
199 Followers 88 Following new york state of mind? more like broke college student state of mind in the most expensive city ever *not affiliated with MMC*
Overheard at MMC @overheardatmmc
337 Followers 388 Following iconic bits of conversation from the students of Marymount Manhattan College (DMs are open)
Paige Alena @itspaigealena
1K Followers 481 Following Voice Actor | She/They | Ozzie in #StarfallPodcast | Noah in #SpirePod | Leslie in #KeepitSteady | Lily (English VO) in #Anne+ | Email: [email protected]“Everyone Just Knows He’s an Absolute Monster”: Scott Rudin’s Ex-Staffers Speak Out on Abusive Behavior thr.cm/rFPbuIG
So relieved to see that my local bookshop is selling the greatest feminist work of our time
Even as other Hollywood bullies have been shamed or sidelined, the uber-producer behind ‘The Social Network’ and Broadway’s ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ has been given a pass, and even lauded, for his volcanic behavior. Now, former employees are speaking out thr.cm/50lR3VW
Since its earliest days, Hollywood has been prone to abuses of power. Abusive behavior tends to be overlooked or accommodated when the power imbalance dynamic is at its most extreme. Nowhere is that more evident than at Scott Rudin Productions thr.cm/fp9IFqz
It’s dark and I just mistook the roomba downstairs for a horse shoe crab.
The only way I want to see this news reported
‘Parks and Recreation’ star Joe Biden has been cast as President of the United States. He will replace ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump. (Source: @cnnbrk)
NYC is cheering like Biden just walked in Characters after performing a solo show across the street
There’s something beautiful about hearing boomers at one of my tables complain about Trump not being re-elected. I’d argue it’s poetic.
Love having to deal with both my landlord and super yelling in my bathroom before I’ve even had my morning coffee
Does anyone else get an inspiration to do something but just doesn’t end up doing it.
I don’t know about you 🥳 But I know I miss yoOoOoOou ♥️🎶 #8YearsOfRED
Robert Branning I've never actually met you but hello Robert Branning I hope you are having a good day
@indigoblvd As someone who has met Robert Branning once, I support this message
@BusyWillyBoi69 Nothing bad enough to unalign those chackras!
beginning of second semester senior year me was The Wizard and I, beginning of quarantine me was Defying Gravity, and now seven weeks into quarantine me is No Good Deed
Remember when planking was a thing? People would just lay down in random places and call it a meme. Shit was wild.
I’m so glad that we as a society have advanced past needing a laugh track to tell us when a tv show is being funny
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