CabaRay @CabaRay

A Ray of sunshine in your timeline. Del Ray Beach Joined January 2011

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donni saphire @donni

12 months ago

Remember to take a break from freaking out to occasionally relax for 2 minutes

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Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk

12 months ago

A headache is your brain's way of telling you that it wants out

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donni saphire @donni

a year ago

Being bad at stuff is the stuff I am good at

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Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett

10 years ago

I don't need a personal essay with your online recipe. JUST GET TO HOW I MAKE THE FUCKING CAKE.

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donni saphire @donni

a year ago

Just realized I hate doing stuff that sucks, huge epiphany for me

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denise @Stellacopter

2 years ago

The cool thing about my podcast is that I don’t have one.

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donni saphire @donni

2 years ago

Can’t believe they’re doing something to make this website worse

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Testicle Empath @mattytalks

2 years ago

Screaming “who the fuck gave you the right to play god” at a group of 7 year olds, while security drags me out of the Build a Bear workshop

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donni saphire @donni

2 years ago

My life is a movie where I get two lines of dialogue at the grocery store when the main character is shopping

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Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk

2 years ago

She was looking for a Casanova, I was more like a Chevy Nova

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Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes

2 years ago

I say “everything’s fine” to myself at least ten time a day.

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donni saphire @donni

2 years ago

It’s actually good to be dumb in many ways, hopefully

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Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk

2 years ago

For my dog's birthday I'm gonna rent a bus and drive him around with all the windows down

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donni saphire @donni

2 years ago

Next year I will become more powerful than ever before, or just get real into kites

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donni saphire @donni

3 years ago

Can’t sleep. Monsters might eat me. Probably won’t though. No use getting my hopes up

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T Brisket @TroutBasket

3 years ago

Just consider, if you can, for a moment, the sheer mess that would result from blowing a tuba full of clam chowder.

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donni saphire @donni

3 years ago

Can’t sleep because I need to learn about insect societies online

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eric curtin @dubstep4dads

3 years ago

i like that women have jeans with names like “the boyfriend” and guys jeans are just “LOOSE AND WIDE 👍”

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bummer without b @bummer_no_b

6 years ago

I hope I one day win enemy award

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Heather Ann Bloom @BloomChmarkh

921 Followers 573 Following 🌎

Seyseerke @seyseerke53249

31 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”

T Brisket @TroutBasket

225 Followers 893 Following I try

ISSUES! is a comedy showcase run by the craziest girls you know ( @paigeunicorn & @julief125)
IssuesShowcase@gmail.com

ISSUES Comedy @IssuesShowcase

579 Followers 3K Following ISSUES! is a comedy showcase run by the craziest girls you know ( @paigeunicorn & @julief125) [email protected]

flee style @flee_style

6 Followers 31 Following Frida Kahlo poster heat up in the holster eat a pita with a mamacita like I'm supposed ta. Stuff. I like it.

David🌐🌱🧬🇺... @davidisnotright

2K Followers 2K Following Scientist at Pairwise. I am a neoliberal and I am proud! Posts funny tweets, politics and biotech mostly....

Jon 🔨🇸🇪🇳�... @TheNordicHammer

2K Followers 1K Following The pillage idiot.

Writer/artist, bastard child since '86, zombie slayer and firecracker. Member of Jean-Claude Van Band (vocals... and everything else....)

Allison Chains @nessydyer

2K Followers 4K Following Writer/artist, bastard child since '86, zombie slayer and firecracker. Member of Jean-Claude Van Band (vocals... and everything else....)

keihleen dee @dontdareburs

27 Followers 331 Following ` be CHILL , dont KILL :)))

TheLosty @TheLosty

18 Followers 85 Following I enjoy barking in disbelief.

Hister F. @hissfleck

10 Followers 48 Following Listen up close, or stand at a safe distance.

KrustyLint @FredFuxx

1K Followers 817 Following Broke Musician

Skoots ® @skoots777

1K Followers 848 Following I'm your Sunshinebeans. That is all.

Denise Mimms @DeniseMimmsVNUC

11 Followers 198 Following

octoglom @octoglom

7 Followers 57 Following within an array!

TriState Mogul @TriStateMogul

9 Followers 77 Following What up pimpin, this the Mogul Mack Daddy Of The TriState, the TSM hisself!

Joy Paine @JoyPaine

6 Followers 34 Following It's messed up but that's the way of the game. Two ways out. Choose one.

tom yang @causestress

219 Followers 1K Following

devy hoover @devyhoover_n

15 Followers 163 Following

Seyseerke @seyseerke53249

31 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”

Future Vacation Enjoy... @SortaBad

56K Followers 723 Following Mostly inactive (online and sexually)

Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

81K Followers 595 Following short, millennial, TV and screenwriter, yente.

bummer without b @bummer_no_b

4K Followers 2K Following ex cuttlefish researcher https://t.co/amotEsWOjS

Jeanine Weber @NaomiSpungen

1K Followers 462 Following Learning about my life

T Brisket @TroutBasket

225 Followers 893 Following I try

Barely A Bore @BarelyABore

40 Followers 145 Following Barely a bore, bearing the brunt of the burgeoning buildup.

Ring Ring Ha Ha She/T... @bizmichael

5K Followers 5K Following Sensitivity Reader and Author of 3: At Least You're Not These Monsters, All The Feelings, and Oh, The Flesh You Will Eat!

michael timlin @MichaelTimlin

1K Followers 862 Following Classic Timlin eye-roll.

Dale McPeek @DaleMcpeek

828 Followers 101 Following

Mary Kobayashi @MaryKoCo

20K Followers 2K Following Formerly 1/4 of The Perfect Women on @adultswim 🍟 Currently 1/2 Japanese 🇯🇵

é @ceafive

1K Followers 172 Following Engineer | Startup Founder @theoutsidaapp @ourgatekeepergh | Digital Nomad 👨🏿‍💻

sadvil 😎 (sadvil.b... @sadvil

24K Followers 732 Following making jokes, shuffling deckchairs. find me at https://t.co/MobqCcHoDi

Matthew Sekuler @mekuler

360 Followers 2K Following We ain’t come here to play school UNC ‘18 https://t.co/Id0oil5MbV

Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett

76K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter. Redhead. Frequent eater of toast.

Fred Pollack @FredPollack

3K Followers 830 Following

Testicle Empath @mattytalks

33K Followers 932 Following I look at you and feel the same, could you forgive me for that pain

C C @ScreaminMomX2

2K Followers 687 Following If you don't say much they'll think you don't know much.

Isaac Kozell @IsaacKozell

2K Followers 554 Following old skateboard man / number one Reba McEntire fan

I fell 5 stories once. Residual effects? Just cynicism, sarcastic tendencies, a delusional superiority complex, & an abnormal fear of balconies. Nothing major

Nick Toplass @TitaniumToplass

4K Followers 643 Following I fell 5 stories once. Residual effects? Just cynicism, sarcastic tendencies, a delusional superiority complex, & an abnormal fear of balconies. Nothing major

Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale

4K Followers 278 Following I'm Zeke on Bob's Burgers. I'm Oprah in the Oprah Winfrey play I wrote.

Allison Chains @nessydyer

2K Followers 4K Following Writer/artist, bastard child since '86, zombie slayer and firecracker. Member of Jean-Claude Van Band (vocals... and everything else....)

Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67

28K Followers 2K Following Writer/Editor/Smart Ass

Jason Sweeney @sween

882K Followers 213 Following limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper

Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec

17K Followers 295 Following LinkedIn & X Ghostwriter 👻 | Biz Mentor 💰 Named one of TIME Magazine's Best Twitter Feeds (for real) Subscribe 👉 https://t.co/dTOmxpvvwQ

Angela Helga @AngelaHelga

5K Followers 518 Following I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.

Verifried Drunk™®�... @VerifiedDrunk

27K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk

Larisa @larisasays

4K Followers 838 Following Nice girl, tries hard, loves the game.

Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo

68K Followers 3K Following Writer. Co-host of @sexyuniquepod. You didn’t go up there to fish.

The Dude @TheFirstDudish

4K Followers 165 Following When I grow up I want to be left alone.

Operators Manual @manual_txt

8K Followers 421 Following Captains of the Void, Untie

KrustyLint @FredFuxx

1K Followers 817 Following Broke Musician

ashley barnhill @ashley_barnhill

10K Followers 1K Following 📕 Tech-thriller DAЯKSTOЯK ⬇️June 5 Eco🌎& IPv6💻 Day! 🎤dark comic 🎬director ⚖️JD UT Law 🇬🇧UK HPI Visa #TBIsurvivor #hemianopsia #EndAlz

denise @Stellacopter

28K Followers 757 Following i never know how much air to put in my tires, I just stop when I get bored.

I like Albert Camus and eggs over easy.
Former cabbie/bartender/band manager/insurance guy. Veteran.
The Shit Show has begun. Buckle up.
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💙 Something Wicked... @CamusOverEasy

17K Followers 15K Following I like Albert Camus and eggs over easy. Former cabbie/bartender/band manager/insurance guy. Veteran. The Shit Show has begun. Buckle up. 凡人