Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat
Unpaid Snowflake Evangelist, Former SQL DBA, reformed developer, avid board/card/RPG gamer, tennis prayer (not a typo). Pronouns: He/Him Indianapolis, IN Joined October 2016-
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Everyone needs to pull their money out of BoA, and put them in the trash heap of sh*t businesses.
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Snowflake Plague Doctor retweeted
this is a test, please give this a retweet if you see it on your timeline, I'm testing for reach without a blue tick, ta me lovelies.❤️ #C64 #Commodore
Chat (or text) is to e-mail as the telegraph was to the Pony Express.
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I was today years old when I found out Cloudflare has a wall full of lava lamps they feed into a camera as a way to generate randomness to create cryptographic keys
Unpopular take: SAFe is the "Brazilification" of Agile.
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Calling a particular orange a "Valencia Apple" does not in fact, make it an apple.
Shadow IT is a theft of company resources. Fight me.
Recurses! Foiled again! And again...and again...
I am shocked...SHOCKED, I say...that the Crook-in-Chief's former Head Crook Advisor is a...crook! <gasp!> Steve Bannon indicted in scheme to defraud donors to campaign pledging to build border wall cbsnews.com/news/steve-ban… via @CBSPolitics
Snowflake Plague Doctor retweeted
It looks like you’re trying to restart an economy. Would you like to protect your workforce with that? ...hello? Is this thing on?
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