You can call me Al @CallMeALpls
not putting a ton of thought into this Joined April 2019-
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Politics is a personal thing but I shouldn’t feel like I’m offending your god when we talk about it
Calling something you like a “guilty pleasure” just bc you’re embarrassed about it is bullshit.
Re: #TrumpImpeachmentHearings I keep hearing the phrase “winning the day.” I’m gonna set the bar at “win the day” in my daily life and see what happens... Stay tuned.
Guys if Trump gets impeached what happens to Home Alone 2?
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Things you can drop: -the mic 🎤 -the beat🔊 -The Ergo® 75⛽️ #PerformanceinHand
Things you can drop: -the mic 🎤 -the beat🔊 -The Ergo® 75⛽️ #PerformanceinHand
Look ma! ONE hand! 😂 Just stumbled upon the new Ergo nozzle and it’s pretty sweet. Super easy to use #gaspumps #gasstation #cstore #convenience #fueltech #gilbarcoveederroot #fuelretail
At what age is it appropriate to talk to your child about ctrl+alt+delete?
So what’s the big controversy today, buttholes?
I thought I was special then the internet informed me that we’re all the same and have the same ideas and nothing is actually special.
It’s people WHO hate Susan Sarandon. Not people THAT hate Susan Sarandon.
Does anyone really give a shit though? Would you even want it?
Painful watching the media slowly realize most white people from the South have said or heard someone say, “if you don’t like it, leave” and did not (and still don’t) consider it a racist trope.
Can’t IMAGINE what’s going on in the heads of those Wrangler boycotters
Can’t IMAGINE what’s going on in the heads of those Wrangler boycotters
Corporate America, “ask” is not a noun. Asshole is though
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