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Now this is England
Danny Kruger defects, demonstrating the Dunning Kruger Effect... Here he is lambasting his new party. Don't RT, it might be embarrassing for him
If you were told to take an £8,000 pay cut by your employer, you'd be on strike too. Solidarity with the Birmingham bin workers.
Gonna keep reposting this cos I can see the algorithm is holding it back. All my other posts are getting views, this is not. Fuck you Elon. The fact you have a limp dick is no excuse for suppressing your supposed love of free speech.
Gonna keep reposting this cos I can see the algorithm is holding it back. All my other posts are getting views, this is not. Fuck you Elon. The fact you have a limp dick is no excuse for suppressing your supposed love of free speech.
Hi @Tesco my da had cancer treatment this week and my maw needed a few days off work to care for him. her manager told her to take this as unpaid leave. Can I ask, is this company policy? Can you also confirm that your CEO received over £9M in pay last year? Thank you♥️
If you're having a terrible day, watch this...
Dime bar.
Fuck me, a lot of shite to unpack here. Dimwit.
Fuck me, a lot of shite to unpack here. Dimwit.
Won't make it to Rovers as we're away on a family holiday in Devon. Today I'm at a donkey sanctuary in Sidmouth, rather than going to a donkey sanctuary in Horfield.
Who is this chinless wonder? Get in the fucking sea.
Who is this chinless wonder? Get in the fucking sea.
It didn’t take a genius guess the Tory plan. Starve our NHS of money for 14 years until there were SEVEN MILLION people on waiting lists. Then say "Hey, look, the NHS is failing. We need to privatise it.” Our NHS is not failing. It is BEING FAILED by our politicians.
Ant Middleton, who wants to run for London mayor representing Reform, has been banned from being a company director for 4 years after his business failed to pay more than £1 million in tax, despite more than £4.5m being paid into the company’s accounts around the same time.
The problem with Britain is that people earning £5,000 per hour have convinced people earning £15 per hour that people earning £9.17 per hour are the problem.
Idiot . noun . A stupid person . "I feel like an idiot who swallowed every lie I was told" Similar , fool , halfwit , nincompoop . Origin , Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin idiota ‘ignorant person’, from Greek idiōtēs ‘private…
If you think that the funniest thing on twitter today is that Russell Brand thinks that JFK was shot by Penelope Keith wait till you read that Conor McGregor has announced his candidacy for the President of Ireland. What stupid country would elected a rapist for president? 🤨
@GSGB01 Cat check: Middleton has never served in the SAS.

George Bernard Shaw @Melonhead999
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649 Followers 213 Following Bayfair Editor from 1995 - 2017 & one of the few residents left in the old village of Robin Hood's Bay. Along with Carol jointly owns and manages Olsen Cottage.
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George Bernard Shaw @Melonhead999
2K Followers 1K Following The views here, aren't my own, they are those of the various ghosts that possess my body, if it was up to me, I'd never have followed any of you!
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61K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Adam Kay @amateuradam
195K Followers 2K Following BAFTA for best writer lol. Debut novel A PARTICULARLY NASTY CASE out now. https://t.co/gz53d8aS1A Profile pic by @getbentsaggy
The Rest Is Football @RestIsFootball
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84K Followers 21K Following Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
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JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #B... @MyArrse
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Mike @HenneysCider
965 Followers 228 Following Henney's Cider Company - Making and selling top quality Herefordshire Cider.
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RWxY Comd Offr @RwxyO
255 Followers 33 Following Commanding Officer of the UK’s only Armoured Reserve Tank Regiment and Dorset organic beef farmer.
CO Wessex Yeomanry @RWxY_CO
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7K Followers 881 Following Leading the way as a; quality accredited, industry awarded, safety driven, 100% membership owned pallet delivery network.
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1.8M Followers 0 Following A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context.
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逸山堂 JINGLE ART @ABSTRAC10867631
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375K Followers 2K Following MBE ;the pied piper of dance follow on Spotify essential selection radio ....views on this page are mine and not those of the BBC
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