You Park Like a C*** @YPLAC
A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to https://t.co/pLH9PqAMEa. Buy our stuff here: https://t.co/9Ok6rp1koQ youparklikeacunt.com Omnipresent Joined November 2011-
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@YPLAC nearly made it completely on the footpath perhaps they should have another go and fill up the 6 inches left to save it getting scratched from trying to pass safely on FOOTpath!!!
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Is it a sense of entitlement or just sheer laziness...? On double yellow lines, in a bus lane, facing into traffic ... oh but its hazard lights are flashing so thats o bloody k...!🤬 @YPLAC Really boils my p**s
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@YPLAC Bellpost Shopping Centre. 📷: @lauren81113
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12 years ago today. 7th September 2013. Spotted A Carbon Fibre Zonda F Roadster casually parked outside an Italian restaurant in Wilmslow ! @hjwakerley @AutoBant
Look, we're amazed that it's a BMW too.
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To and from swimming this morning through Enfield Playing Fields & along Hertford Road. Same stuff - drivers blocking pavements & cycle lanes, no enforcement to be seen. @ErginErbil @EnfieldCouncil @JourneysPlaces @Bad_Enfield @YPLAC
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A bit of first class parking @YPLAC
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@YPLAC Match Day Parking Rovers v Birmingham
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Maybe buy a smaller car next time.
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@YPLAC what's that, you parked on double yellows,on the corner of a T-Junction, on a diversion route, and got a ticket. Oh, dear. Stop being a self entitled **** no blue badge either)
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If you own V29DRM then you @YPLAC The car parks empty you dick
Hivemind, I need your help once more. Can anyone recommend a fun thing to visit/do just off the M6 (north of Stafford, south of Lancaster). Thinking quirky local attractions as opposed to big famous things.
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@YPLAC 🤬🤬🤬🤬 MERC drivers....
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@YPLAC @Warwickshire_CC #HenleyInArden No blue badges #doubleyellows #zigzags Entitled twat parking and no Warden in sight!
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No matter how big your vehicle is you should know how it feels to drive & reverse it. You've got to be a real sh1t€ driver to not know you're doing this! Kedleston Road #Derby #WhatAKnob
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@YPLAC double yellows , engine running, wrong side of the road...... 🙄🙄
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@YPLAC Right on the crossing!
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