You Park Like a C*** @YPLAC
A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to https://t.co/pLH9PqAMEa. Buy our stuff here: https://t.co/9Ok6rp1koQ youparklikeacunt.com Omnipresent Joined November 2011-
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Yuck. Scored 6/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk
Oof. Close one Scored 9/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk
This clip really sums up how fucked up West Ealing is. Even worse? An Audi driver. @ealingparking, do you have any job vacancies? I will work for free. Somebody who actually cares about pedestrian and cyclists safety needs to be there to sort this shit out.
Another tough one Scored 7/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk
No emergency. Plenty of police reserved parking. Own garages with free lots of space. On road parking an option. But still, let’s break the law, set the example and damage the new pavements. @SheffCouncil @syptweet @YPLAC @ParkinginSheff
@graeme_cobb And a Range Rover owner. Surely, no?! 🤷♂️ @YPLAC #wankpanzer
@YPLAC blocking blind strips, cgaf
@Bad_Enfield @YPLAC @EnfieldCouncil @BetterSt4Enf @MPSEnfield @JourneysPlaces Same stretch of road.
@YPLAC Not even making an attempt here…
New Year's Special! Tick them off: Pavement ✅ Next to a pedestrian crossing ✅ illegal number plates ✅✅ selfish ✅ prick ✅ @Wankpanzer ✅ @YPLAC ✅
🚗Bad Parking of the Day🚗 Walking the doggies this morning and came across these prime examples of selfish parking 👇
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@YPLAC @Wankpanzer Car parks are for the little people.
@YPLAC Went shopping and came back to find this had parked behind me. Couldn't open my boot!
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The Crescent, Levenshulme, yesterday. A pavement blocked by a motorbike, a missing protective bollard and a car driving along the pavement in the background... We need third party reporting here! @YPLAC @ManCityCouncil @GMPFallowfield @gmpolice
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@YPLAC 10! Lucky guess on encanto
@YPLAC Snap, just the one wrong (never heard of Encanto, but it wasn't set in Mexico 🤣).
Please, for the love of God, tell Comedy Central that.
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Delighted to be reminded by a street sign! Brilliant!
Incredible scenes as people flee London after Khan's victory. Families with whatever possessions they had time to pack. Desperate people hanging onto the back of lorries. Some abandon their cars to escape before sharia law is installed. Notice no cars heading INTO the city.
A blue lives matter liquor store called Boot Liquors
the haters said Susan Hall couldn’t do it. and they were correct. honestly great call from the haters
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@YPLAC It's got to be “towed”.