ItCantBeJustMe @CannotBeJustMe
Trying to placate the voices in my head - don't lie -everyone has 'em 9 out of my 10 voices say I'm fine. The 10th keeps yelling WHERE'S THE SEQUEL?!?!?! canitbejustme.substack.com Joined August 2021-
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Miracle Whip? Olive Loaf? What's next, potted meat?
Miracle Whip? Olive Loaf? What's next, potted meat? https://t.co/UccznA6zKb
This is classic literature. These words should be inscribed in stone somewhere so future generations can read them.
Only gets worse from here. Soon, no one left alive to counter this "history". Chiang wasn't Superman, but compared to the PLA / CCP in WW2 vs Japan, he was the only game in town.
Only gets worse from here. Soon, no one left alive to counter this "history". Chiang wasn't Superman, but compared to the PLA / CCP in WW2 vs Japan, he was the only game in town.
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That explains the Subaru I saw earlier with something red hanging out of the door.
That explains the Subaru I saw earlier with something red hanging out of the door. https://t.co/slp6OV0g6w
Can't wait for Ted Cruz or someone else to mention the Articles of Confederation and watch the wailing and gnashing of teeth, even though they predate the Constitution by a decade. Hint - Not THAT Confederation.
Can't wait for Ted Cruz or someone else to mention the Articles of Confederation and watch the wailing and gnashing of teeth, even though they predate the Constitution by a decade. Hint - Not THAT Confederation.
Well now we know where @manhattanmaker has been on the weekends chicagotribune.com/2025/09/03/sho…
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My wife's superpower is picking the item that doesn't have a UPC code on it, or one that won't scan.
My wife's superpower is picking the item that doesn't have a UPC code on it, or one that won't scan.
Checking out at Lowe's. Cashier says "Thank you for your service" after she scanned my Lowes app. My wife says "I service my veteran everyday, don't I get a thank you?" The look on the cashier's face. I'm still laughing thinking about it.
Live leak of @HardPass4 jamming his favorite tunes.
Live leak of @HardPass4 jamming his favorite tunes.
I wonder how much perception would change if they weren't allowed to use the word 'free' and had to be accurate and instead say 'taxpayer funded'?
I wonder how much perception would change if they weren't allowed to use the word 'free' and had to be accurate and instead say 'taxpayer funded'?
This is AI. Right? Right????
This is AI. Right? Right???? https://t.co/lPyXHyVnhO
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