Captain Soupy @Captain_Soupy

There was a chance we'd make it through this. It's safe to say now that we missed it. And I will never lose hope- and I haven't lost hope- I'm just realistic. Joined October 2015

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Alex Shephard @alex_shephard

a week ago

the president, who never works on the weekends and rarely works at all, has no events scheduled this weekend. he has died and is dead

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Sorry to mention the “omnicause” but I’m genuinely curious how one saves American liberalism when its primary institutions and leaders spent 23 months backing a genocide and, in every way that matters, still do. Feels like a rock in the moral shoe that needs to be addressed idk

Jerusalem @JerusalemDemsas

3 weeks ago

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Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus

3 weeks ago

It's probably a case of "beam me up Scotty," but Hank Hill never actually ever says the words "dang it Bobby" or "that boy ain't right." Not once does he say it in all of Goodfellas, and I've watched Goodfellas several times just to check

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amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde

4 weeks ago

if you post spoilers about a movie that was released yesterday it’s clear that you were raised in a barn and NOT in the way that i like (e.g. the intelligent pig, the gentle cow)

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Seán, Master of Wagons @candon_sean

4 weeks ago

Billy, this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Over 30 years in the industry, a proven draw for audiences with a $1.5 billion worldwide aggregate box office. He has leading and supporting versatility, and directs his own projects. His only defect? He made a movie about masturbating.

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the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing

a month ago

posted for no reason

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Brenton ☭ @seizethebanks

a month ago

It’s a fascinating case study of liberal corporate HR social justice progressivism vs proto-fascist anti-wokeism that Grok can only be MechaHitler or a kind and sympathetic normal everyday progressive person, with no in-between, no matter how hard Elon Musk tries

Grok @grok

a month ago

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Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus

a month ago

I remember when the implicit promise of every studio having its own streamer was they’d have their deep catalogue of programming in one place.

ToonHive @ToonHive

a month ago

I remember when the implicit promise of every studio having its own streamer was they’d have their deep catalogue of programming in one place.

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caleb gamman @calebgamman

a month ago

it's happened: a music video has used the unsharp mask effect to invoke 2000s nostalgia (an effect commonly used by the labels when youtube let them upscale their old music videos in the year 2019)

໊tommyreo @nicetoknowyou

4 months ago

it's happened: a music video has used the unsharp mask effect to invoke 2000s nostalgia (an effect commonly used by the labels when youtube let them upscale their old music videos in the year 2019)

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Jonathan @jonathanmb32

a month ago

There’s something kind of endearing about Parker and Stone embracing this kind of low-hanging fruit after ignoring it for years just because they know it’ll get a real rise out of the targets and ruffle the feathers of the people that just paid them over a billion dollars.

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brandon.wad @Thatoneguy64

a month ago

rip to one of the goat celebrity posters

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Brian Schmid @SchmanthonyP

2 months ago

Ozzy, after the life he lived, doing a successful farewell concert for Sabbath and immediately dying peacefully surrounded by family feels like the most beautifully poetic thing I’ve ever heard.

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Rhys @OttoPivnerBFA

2 months ago

Like seeing the sketches for the Mona Lisa

Nicole @Tile3B

2 months ago

Like seeing the sketches for the Mona Lisa

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Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau

2 months ago

I know this doesn't matter but a lady in ohio solicited doodles from celebrities to auction for charity and in 2004 she said that trump was always literally the first to send in his drawings

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rob @ok_but_still

a year ago

trump 1993: I'm very fond of Kermit. We get along well. We go to a lot of the same places and Marla, she likes Ms. Piggy, they get along tremendously. trump 2024: It's a pig wearing jewelry. It's disgusting. She hits him, sometimes very hard, and he says, "thank you, dear!"