ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN @PtakTestKitchen
It’s me! Celebrity chef Alex Ptak! alexptak.com Brooklyn, NY Joined November 2011-
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ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN retweeted
accidentally bought stuff on Ticklemaster.com instead of Ticketmaster.com and now a guy is coming to my house
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You crazy for this one maybe Gary Lee-Antonio
Me when I take train
If we learned anything from the Biden admin it’s if you have enough drugs you can keep an old guy alive pretty much until society collapses
If Andrew Cuomo loses the election he has promised to move to Florida. Won’t you please help him enjoy his sunset years?
If Andrew Cuomo loses the election he has promised to move to Florida. Won’t you please help him enjoy his sunset years?
ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN retweeted
NEW EPISODE: "DRUG WAR" w/ RILEY QUINN @raaleh!! Through the power of Quora questions, we determine which drug users are the most powerful and which are having the best time ENTER THE WAR ON DRUGS: youtu.be/_zJ3sO8SDXk
ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN retweeted
I think the internet is amazing
If you keep scrolling the president will die
Sometimes you can just tell a person has never been eaten by a lion
I’m at the Eyes Wide Shut party with Jomny Sun and he is being gentle and kind in a plague mask
The one homie whose plans are in centuries >>>
ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN retweeted
drinking alcohol has made me addicted to giving a bartender $12
I like how this starts with a little vignette to remind you he is a Hero Mayor before the completely unrelated car accident
I like how this starts with a little vignette to remind you he is a Hero Mayor before the completely unrelated car accident
ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN retweeted
I hope they both lose. And we’ll make sure they do thanks to our ‘Trash Revolution’.
I hope they both lose. And we’ll make sure they do thanks to our ‘Trash Revolution’.
Remember how for 6 months cartoon apes were the new money and they were worth double money if they had that shit on?
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Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
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