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Mog @Catcutator

Remember to dot your i's and j's, and cross your t's and l's! The Land of Nod Joined February 2011
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Mog @Catcutator

13 years ago

Where even have I been?

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

That quote's about buttholes.

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14 years ago

And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

I'm reminded of the time I was at the beach and I looked a man in the eyes... then he died of a heart attack.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

Bird sits on windowsill. Tima makes a funny face. Bird dies. The end. Yay!

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

SPAGHETTI BOLOGNASE

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

@Rose_Matafeo If you really wanna get at people, you should play that new Nickelback song. I really, really don't like that song.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

Forgive me my sins that I may mend what is broken and let be what is fixed.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

There are many noodles, but only one true appendage.

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14 years ago

The best part of not going to sleep is not having to get up in the morning. Good thing I didn't sleep last night.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

Spaghetti bolognese for breakfast. Well, I didn't really fast, so there's nothing to break, but I'm eating it anyway. Oh hello, morning!

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

Always had sense enough to lie.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

Fuck existential angst; fuck it in the ass.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

I really should install a fallout shelter in my mind. Telepathic wars aren't all fun and games.

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

What is madras and why does it haunt my dreams?

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

@timlambourne It was only a matter of time really. #ulive memories in the making

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

I bought American Gods yesterday. <3

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Mog @Catcutator

14 years ago

@timlambourne Guts, bro.

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