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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

How dare you anticipate my strategy! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Com… Cobra Island Joined May 2008
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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

5 days ago

Just thinking about all the women I’ve made go into labor

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

7 days ago

Making me wait! On a long weekend!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

a week ago

Your English teacher and your gym teach will suffer our wrath just the same. COBRA!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

4 weeks ago

Don’t worry, America. The boys in blue are ready to keep Washington D.C. safe.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

a month ago

No tariffs for Cobra Island. Follow the money.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

a month ago

An oaf they named Sgt. Slaughter outlived a goon named Hulk Hogan. What a world!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Wouldn’t have guessed Destro was a Coldplay guy

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Speaking of islands, every island is a Love Island if you try hard and believe in yourself. Except Cobra Island. Here we just kill people. COBRA!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Why would you think I’d be on Epstein’s client list? Your mother isn’t underage, and she always tipped well for the pleasure of my company.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

You know, if anybody’s AI was going to go Full Adolf, it was always going to be the one on this website.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

I only recognize one Big Beautiful Bill.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Some of those that work forces are the same that heavily leverage prison industrial complex stock portfolios. What a ssssssstrange coincidence!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Do you know how easy recruiting able-bodied, feeble-brained cannon fodder is getting? Whatever clusterfail of an education system/economy you people have going, keep it up. COBRA!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Meanwhile

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

There are Cobra Commanders everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

2 months ago

Citizens of New York City, it’s not too late to write me in for mayor. I have a simple platform: less police, make Rikers into a Thunderdome, and destroy New Jersey. Obviously.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

3 months ago

If you don’t believe money is power, we’ve seen POTUS cucked into doing a car commercial on the White House lawn and a war with Iran, and it’s barely even Summer.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

3 months ago

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

3 months ago

I know a thing or two about snakes, and most of you should be flying Please Tread On Me flags based on how you act.

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Cobra Commander @CobraCommander

3 months ago

Not one of mine. If a latex freak shows up at night you empty a clip of blue lasers through the door, no questions asked.

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